Humorous and funny Corn poems and/or funny poems about Corn. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Corn funny poems!
Written by
Thaddeus Tarpey
Categories:
halloween, humorous, october,
Candy Corn
When the Autumn sun warms dying stalks
Of corn with unkempt tassel locks.
The earth turns from green to brown,
Candy corn comes to town.
A cackling witch stokes the ember
Smoky spirits escape the timber.
The leaves in trees turn an amber hue,
Candy Corn, I yearn for you.
Across my path a shadow creeps,
Into day, nighttime seeps.
My dreams turn to sugary storms.
Candy corn, keep me warm.
Before I die and decompose,
Let me warm by your coals.
Orange, white, yellow form,
The wonderment of Candy corn.
Written by
Carolyn Dewey
Categories:
food, humorous, lust, yellow,
Ode To Corn
My teeth crunch into golden heaven,
savoring fresh cream and salt.
This is my tenth - wait, no - eleventh
cob of corn. Time for a malt.
Corn cob, Mom, Bob,
Can't have another?
We love each other,
so you must.
Cob of corn, my golden heaven,
After you I love to lust.
Written by
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
food, funny
Debate: Is Corn a Mammal?
Corn has silky hair...
A hard cob for a spine...
It's juice is milky...
It has alot of protein...
Does that make it a mammal?
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny,
Corn Squeezin's
In the hills lived a bootlegger named Hughes
Who 'stilled corn squeezin's you couldn't refuse
He was one lucky bloke
'Til the law saw the smoke
He now lives in the pen for peddlin' booze
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Written by
Larry Belt
Categories:
funny
Corn On the Bob
I used to work with a man named Bob
The Tooth Fairy, he decided to rob
He didn't have any teeth
That's why he became a thief
He needed to chew his corn on the cob
Written by
Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Categories:
funny love,
Fast Train Through Corn Country
You
In the middle
Of a one track mind
You
For whom
This train is waiting
Me
So corny
My ears are sprouting silk
Written by
Randy Johnson
Categories:
funny, humor,
She Smokes a Corn Cob Pipe
Everybody laughs at my wife because she smokes a corn cob pipe.
She doesn't like it when I complain, she doesn't want me to gripe.
She smokes it everywhere she goes and it makes her look like a hillbilly.
She lost a beauty contest because that damn pipe made her look so silly.
She even smoked it when we went to Great Britain to meet the Queen.
Her majesty had us locked in a dungeon because that pipe is obscene.
I try to tell her that her pipe makes her look ridiculous.
I told her to get rid of it or it would be the end for us.
Smoking that pipe makes her stink, she is pretty ripe.
My life has been ruined because of that corn cob pipe.
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
car, cat, dog, hate, humor, parody, silly,
Corn Kerneled Poo
I hate corn kerneled poo
Dogs in a zoo
Horse resourced glue
I do.
And I hate you.
I hate piss from a jar
Crashing my car
A stinky cigar
It's true.
And I hate you.
I hate heartworms in cats
Cow pats for hats
Popsicle rats
They're ewww.
And I hate you.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
farm, food, giggle,
Epitaph For a Corn and Beans Farmer
Here lies Mr. Stanley McCarver
a proud corn and beans farmer
Stanley ate his yields, didn't bring them to mart
Don't linger too long, you can still smell his farts
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Cream Corn
One of life's true pleasures
Is cream corn from a can
Hot or cold it matters not
I'm just a great big fan
I have it with potatoes
Or I spread it on my toast
As topping for my sundae
I love this way the most
People stare and say aloud
“That seems a little weird”
If you've never ever tried it
It's tastier than it appears
I'm really quite a simple dude
Don't need expensive stuff
A dozens cans of yellow gold
That might be just enough!
To satisfy this hungry dude
For a day or two or five
Can't stop this lustful craving
Think I'll try it on apple pie!
© Jack Ellison 2013
Written by
Chaim Wilson
Categories:
appreciation, birthday, brother, humor,
Rob Corn Cob
Rob Corn Cob
Yankee Hillbilly Provence Gourmet,
Michelle & Lukas are Certainly His "Ole´!",
Add Homebrew, Tesla & Woodworking "Fine´"
Ask Rob, "Parlez Vous Francais?"
And His Reply, "Ques Que C'est?"
Instead of "Bonjour!", Good 'Ole "Hey!"
Friendly is Rob, Sharing All On His Tray,
He'll Listen to Your Tears & Your Say,
Concerned Others Don't Lose Their Way,
Never One to Ignore a Stray,
Expecting Nothing in Return, No Pay,
Rob's Pat on Your Back Makes Your Day!
Written by
Chetta Achara
Categories:
humorous,
Stopping By Corn Field On A Sunny Day
Stopping By Corn Field On A Sunny Day
with apologies to Robert Frost
Whose field is this I'm sure I know.
he's busy in the barn now though
and will not see me stopping here
to find his corn in rows and rows.
The stalks of corn are full of cheer
and cobs are tasty chased with beer;
and golden corn is calling me
to pluck and run, I have no fear.
It's late of day, no one will see
except the sun and she agrees
one or two will not be missed,
it's just a question of degree.
Heaven knows that I will weep
if I drive away with empty Jeep!
So now I have sweet corn to eat ~
sweet corn to eat before I sleep.
Written by
Kurtis Scott Aka Curtis Futch Jr
Categories:
addiction, humor,
Pop Corn
am in the movie house
i don't look for mouse
no douse
my mind is torn
i was born
to eat
POP CORN
Written by
Bryan Norton
Categories:
humor,
The Great Corn-Holio
I am the great Corn-Holio
As dumb as I can be
Heh, heh, I do it for the show
Because you laugh at me
My job is making havoc
In the habit you expect
I guess no slob is at it
If the goal is self-respect
Nobody seems to want me
For the kiss I long to share
I think my personality
Is buried in my hair
I never had a father
For the chance he might complain
Somebody has to bother
For a scarecrow in the rain
I am the great Corn-Holio
My challenge is your cost
To be a rock-star hero
For the children you have lost
I want to share my life with you
In case you didn’t know
And you could be a sidekick to
The great Corn-Holio.
Written by
Matthew Herfurth
Categories:
humor,
Corn Snacks
Corn Snacks
I’ve been made conscious of
the fact that
corn snacks thought up the
first computer programming language used for
math and
scientific aim.