Humorous and funny Computer poems and/or funny poems about Computer. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Computer funny poems!
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
computer-internet, humorous, relationship,
I Can Only Hand It To You
Tapped messages go out direct
With phones it's an easy connect
Thoughts from a finger
In cyberspace linger
But touching's too much to expect
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, word play,
I'M So Glad My Computer Has a 'smell Chequer'
My computer has a ‘smell chequer’
Alas it doesn't seem to work
For when I make an error
I just look a complete jerk
I know that I can smell
I can do that pretty well
But when I make an error
It often is a terror
I’m wary typing duck, I know that F is next to D
Because if I do a swear it could be a tragedy
If I’m typing the word shots I need to take great care
Because I is next to O and of this I am aware
So make sure you use your ‘smell chequer’
I am sure you will agree
Your poems will be ‘prefect’
You will get it ‘write’ like me
Jan Allison
25th October 2014
Written by
Melani Udaeta
Categories:
computer, emotions, feelings, humor,
Emojis
Judging you by your emojis
they disclose untold stories;
Those that get the click
more than just one pick;
Not so random categories.
Written by
Olusegun Arowolo
Categories:
funny,
My Computer
The buttons are not working anymore,
Not now,’slash!,copy!,print!”just like before,
He’s misbehaving again ,
I will throw him down the drain,
Though last month, I was able to restore.
Right now, release my files before you crash,
Would have loved to give you slap in a flash,
I don’t want this contract missed,
Which will lead to being dismissed,
Wake up, boy!,don’t do this!,let’s make this cash.
*Limerick and Personification*
Written by
A.O. Taner
Categories:
beautiful, cheer up, computer, desire, destiny, devotion, emotions, encouraging, fantasy, feelings, funny, future, humorous, i love you, love, love hurts, math, meaningful, metaphor, miss you, mystery, passion, relationship, romance, romantic, sad love, school, science, science fiction, silly, social, sweet, teacher, together, true love, truth, uplifting, visionary, word play,
Binary
One is love,
Zero is everything else.
Written by
A.O. Taner
Categories:
addiction, april, best friend, computer, confusion, courage, culture, cute love, earth, emotions, encouraging, environment, fantasy, farm, feelings, funny love, garden, happiness, happy, i love you, i miss you, inspirational, internet, irony, july, june, kiss, loneliness, love, magic, me, metaphor, nature, parody, repetition, satire, science, social, technology, tree, women, world, youth,
Tree
follow on facebook,
adore on pinterest,
fall in love on instagram,
kiss on a hunch,
all under a tree.
Written by
Lycia Harding
Categories:
career, computer, education, growth, humorous, rude, slam,
Learn Something
Do you feel like each day is the same?
Do all things, every person, each glitch
you encounter seem boring and lame?
Is the rut you're in more like a ditch?
When you want to rekindle the flame,
let the internet help you enrich
your existence and soon you'll reclaim
that old joy you felt filling your niche.
If you yearn to get back in the game
learn to use the new tools that exist.
If you don't, you'll be solely to blame.
So, log on now and Google it, b&tch!
Written by
Elton Camp
Categories:
funny, computer,
Ode To the Computer Keyboard
Ode to the Computer Keyboard
By Elton Camp
It was on a manual typewriter that I learned to key
The keyboard’s function was obvious as could be
A computer keyboard, to me, isn’t the same way
For what some of the key do, I can’t possibly say
About half I comprehend of keys called F1 to F12
Into ESC, Scroll Lock, Pause, Break I don’t delve
Perhaps they do all kinds of absolutely great stuff
But for an old man like me, they are way too tough
ESC stands for “Escape” said the computer geek
If it escapes, then I guess he would have to seek
If I should see this useless key trying to get away
I’d just say, “It’s goodbye and good riddance today.”
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
character, computer, funny, life, love,
Made a Robot
made a robot
named it after him
programmed it to be compassionate
Written by
R. Erin Lenth
Categories:
computer-internet, funny, music,
Rick Roll
Rick, you got me once again;
I'm tired of feeling dumb.
Curse your mindless hyperlinks!
Kiss my big fat bum!
Rick, I'll never pass it on,
On this day or another.
Let the halfwits have their fun.
Let them have their druthers.
© 2011, R. Erin Lenth
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
angst, computer-internet, funny, hope, humorous, inspirational, peace, people,
The Internet
Oh the internet
A battle ground for morons
Will we ever learn?
Written by
A.O. Taner
Categories:
betrayal, boat, change, computer, confusion, cool, crazy, cute love, emotions, fantasy, funny, funny love, heart, heartbroken, hello, irony, light, loneliness, lonely, lost love, love, love hurts, parody, relationship, river, romantic, sad love, satire, soulmate, voyage, wisdom,
Boat
I had my heart put on auto-pilot,
set to navigate towards you;
the low-battery signal just came on,
I don't know what to do.
Written by
Mark Martin
Categories:
computer, funny, satire, science fiction, technology,
Artificial Intelligence - Bah
AI is worthy - but is it a pity?
Nothing's been done on synthetic stupidity
Smart may be good, but dumb gullibility
Will grow without limit and tend to infinity
Clever and cunning is not very hard
But it takes a brainbox to program a dullard
So why not SS instead of AI?
Well witless behaviour's in no short supply
Written by
Nitesh Aggarwal
Categories:
computer-internet, family, children, funny, husband, wedding, wife
Double Disappointment
I woke up in rapture, when she started to sing.
Naughty whispers in my ears, “Someone’s coming”
My ecstatic view;
A child is due!
Then she continues, “My mother’s visiting”
Written by
Sam Ruby
Categories:
angst, art, beautiful, beauty, boyfriend, butterfly, caregiving, childhood, computer-internet, confusion, courage, cowboy-western, dance, dark, daughter, dedication, depression, devotion, dream, funny, girl, girlfriend, goodbye, growing up, happiness, humorous, inspirational, lost, lost love, nostalgia, peace, romance, romantic, sad, song, teen, time, uplifting, women, me, love, me,
Pricked
Your love pricks me like a rose each thorn grows but no one knows Your so full of
it as it shows so carry on now go on, go. I'm fed up with the phony and i'm
through with the tears, you couldn't pay me all your money to make up for those
years. Someone help me I feel faint how could I think he was such a saint and
worst of all I let me fall into a spiral down below. A magic called love carried
by the dove of someone I use to know.
Written by
Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories:
computer, humor, technology,
Technologically Challenged
what is a server
i use white-out on the screen
with ev'ry typo
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
computer-internet, funny
A Techno-Nightmare
Grandma sneered at my computer in awe;
Contempt did build and it stuck in her craw.
Said it was the devil’s work,
The new keys drove her berserk.
She claimed they had to be against God’s law.
“What do these things mean, page up and page down?”
So she pressed “escape,” continued to frown
All of my work had been lost
And I was growing quite cross
In my cussing, grandma started to drown
“Why did you hit escape?” I had to ask.
“Now I must begin anew this tough task.”
She responded politely,
“I hate this technology
And wanted you to "escape" Satan’s grasp!”
*For Natalie's "Talkin' Technology" contest
Written by
Kevin Leake
Categories:
change, computer, conflict, humorous,
Firefox - Firefox
Firefox, Firefox
Why don’t you behave
You’re my latest browser
And I’d like you to stay
But some of these add ons
Just concave
They make you crash
And misbehave
But I must admit
You’re the best so far
I’ve tried a few
And you’re a star
You don’t like Java
I think, I can tell
It’s red in my plug ins
Why do you rebel
So before I ditch you
I’ll give you a chance
If you crash again
It will be your last
Firefox, Firefox
Let’s get on together
You do the browsing
And I’ll check the weather
© Copyright KC.Leake
1st April 2015
All Rights Reserved
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
computer-internet, education, funny, happiness, health, life, mysterydream, dream,
The Dream
I had a good dream
I wanted to remember
Could not remember
Good dream so I thought
Took an internet dream course
Now remembering
My memory came
Somethings are best left alone
Scared me to death
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
abuse, computer, funny, health, love, social, technology,
On the Fancy Package It Came In
on the fancy package
it came in
it did not say
that smoking this
might be bad for your health --
So
in a dark corner of the room
I lit up my iPhone
smoked it
and felt
satisfied.
Written by
Earl Parsons
Categories:
computer, humor, poetry,
What My Computer Thinks
Here he comes again
The keyboard pounder on the loose
Sure wish he’d learn to type
Without the finger abuse
Or overuse of
The Backspace key
Don’t smack me
I didn’t lose your pictures
You should have backed them up
Before you opened that attachment
And invited that worm
Into my circuitry
You bum
Go get some medicine
And wipe that nose mist
Off my monitor
That’s disgusting
Don’t open that file
Here comes that Trojan Horse
You’re on your own now
I just don’t care anymore
Hey, who are you
Where’d my user go
What’s that CD you’re shoving in me
My memory
My memory
My mem…………..
Hello
Welcome to Windows
© 2015 Earl Parsons
Written by
Gail Debole
Categories:
computer, fairy, fantasy, holiday, humorous,
Leprechaun - Version 16
March 16, 2016
Written by Gail DeBole
Leprechaun - Version 16.0
A Leprechaun who would not rest
Until achieving his virtual best.
Would look for the gold
As he virtually scrolled
To find his emoji treasure chest.
Note: Illustrated in Coloring within the Limericks, available on Amazon.com and other retail websites.
Written by
T.R. Sevrens
Categories:
computer-internet, funny, hope,
Edmund, the Node
Edmund becomes the code
Traversing he's a node
He spies the bug
A recursive slug
Triumphant to his abode
Written by
Sam Love
Categories:
computer-internet, education, funny, on writing and words, parody,
Text Speak
Text Speak--A newly developing dialect whereby the speaker can convey a lengthy thought by abbreviating phonetically or through the use of substitutive characters.
Any attempt to speak it out loud is both impractical and unusually difficult,
Hme skoolled
Nvr took nglish
lrnd on cmptr
:-)
omg luvd star wars
brb
ok lol!
Translation:
:-) I’m happy
brb- be right back
lol –lots of luck
Written by
Lycia Harding
Categories:
computer, education, funny, success, wisdom,
Learn Something
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Do you feel like each day is the same?
Do all things, every person, each glitch
you encounter seem boring and lame?
Is the rut you're in more like a ditch?
When you want to rekindle the flame,
let the internet help you enrich
your existence and soon you'll reclaim
that old joy you felt filling your niche.
If you yearn to get back in the game
learn to use the new tools that exist.
If you don't, you'll be solely to blame.
So, log on now and Google it, b&tch!
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