Humorous and funny Cleaning poems and/or funny poems about Cleaning. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Cleaning funny poems!
Written by
Daver Austin
Categories:
funny, life
Spring House Cleaning (Reverse Etharee)
SPRING HOUSE CLEANING ( reverse Etheree)
house
ugh! house!
needs cleaning
it’s saturday
what an awful mess!
dust cobwebs outside dirt
it boggles my mind to think
when I think it’s of other things
wouldn’t it be nice to take a nap
all day but then the mess will still be there
know what? I saw an add in the paper
this old chinese lady cleans houses
she is very reasonable
654 – 7328
“hello chinese lady?
you say she’s out now?
what does she charge?......
saturday?
no workee”
GREAT!
Written by
John Beam
Categories:
adventure, funny, home, humorous, seasons, spoken word, winter,
A Good Winter's Cleaning
What are Cabinites all things you find when cleaning cabinet dwellers
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny,
Fred's House Cleaning Fix
Home alone lived the widower, Fred
with no inkling at all in his head
of how to clean house.
Without his dear spouse,
Fred was facing his clutter with dread.
Everywhere there were cobwebs and dust.
Even pieces of old pizza crust!
And a horrid new smell
Fred began to inhale
while surveying the mess with disgust.
It smelled just like a rat there had died,
so Fred flew into action. He cried,
“Cleaning service I’ll pay.
I must call them today,
and next week I will search for a bride!”
Written March 16, 2012
For Francine Roberts'
Cobwebs and Dust Poetry Contest
Theme: Cobwebs and Dust
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny, imagination,
Cleaning Sandcastle
.
Soft sighing of tall Georgia pines
Simmering stew bubbles on stove
Sounds_scents envelope combine
Sabotaged sage while she so strove
To complete cleaning sandcastle
Built in sand, shuttle there now scantle
In honor of John Freeman's
Alliteration Poems Please
Written by
Josey Portas
Categories:
funny, on work and working, work, god, spring, god, spring,
Cleaning Day
I think that God had intended
For Spring cleaning.
After all, he intended for doors
To light dark corners,
The spiders to spin webs
Along the walls..
The dust collecting
On the surfaces,
The bird's song
As an incentive
To keep working.
The tiny sqeak
Of cleaning windows,
The allure
Of a newly made bed,
With my puppy by my pillow...
The crisp, clean look
Of a newly painted wall,
And the soft feel
Of new carpet on your toes..
The clean smell
Of newly hung laundry,
But most of all...
I think God had intended
For Spring cleaning
As a darn good reason
To REST.
Written by
Keith O.J. Hunt
Categories:
childhood, humorous, memory,
While Cleaning the House
One day while cleaning the house
I happened upon a mouse;
unafraid and perfectly glad,
this mouse stood his ground
long ago, one day;
Little field-general he was,
the last of his kind
one could say
Then on his hands he rose,
pointy-eared and whiskered nose
a salute of courage he bore,
then scampered he did behind
a bookcase he go,
too sly for cats,
(and a startled poet cleaning his home!)
Long ago, one day
I happened upon a mouse
while cleaning the house,
(roving the dappled rooms as he may!)
** A true childhood story!**
Written by
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
funny
Spring Cleaning
Eat lots of vegetables and fruit
Then...drink copious amounts of water...
My spring cleaning.
Written by
Christina Beeler
Categories:
funny
Cleaning My Closet
As I clean my closet,
I find:
3 homework assignments
10 rubberbands
5 dirty socks (were is the sixth)
8 unhung shirts
6 pairs of pants
9 magazines
1 pair of glasses
3 unpaid tickets(jail time there)
1 broken camera
and the reason it's all still in the closet
Written by
Paul Curtis
Categories:
funny
Cleaning House
My wife and I went up to the loft the other day
And I cleaned it with her while we were there
But oh dear now there is all hell to pay
As I cant get the cobwebs out of her hair
Written by
Daver Austin
Categories:
funny, lifeday,
Spring House Cleaning
I'm making a list
It seems there are a thousand stretches and corners
Too many by far to clean all at one stretch
Umpteen thousand stretches and corners
Haven't done a thing since last spring
I stretch and yawn just thinking about all those stretches and corners
I'm thinking.....
Just one corner each day one stretch
Till the whole damn house is done
This plan seems sensible
Manageable
Yes that's the word
Manageable BUT!
At my age just a look at the long list I'm making out wears me out
At one a day it will take me
Umpteen thousand days
?
Awwww hell!
What's the use?
I won't live that long anyway
Written by
Blake Bourland
Categories:
allegory, horror, humor, satire, work,
Overrated virtues of cleaning
Organ-ize it
like some sort of sick
symphony
I suppose
though the latter half of my A&P
studies
suggest otherwise
working together in harmony
a kind of homeostasis, (it makes me
shudder to think of any living space being like that)
organ...ized
like fossilized something that sets out a course to
take place over eons of time
that no one small
frail human could ever understand
much less scratch with tiny hands
at the surface of..
it just feels so cold, so
desolate,
but despite all this languid poetry
and verse
the room still has to get cleaned
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
christmas, giggle, grandfather,
Grandpa's X-mas Cleaning Service
Grandpa slid down the chimney X-mas night
When he dusted himself off
His bottom was black ...
But the chimney was white
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humorous,
Cleaning the House
We shoveled stuff under the couch.
Piles of it, until it was lumpy and the cushions rose in the air.
We shoved stuff under the refrigerator
But the mice shoved it back
This is when we fired the exterminator.