Humorous and funny Cinquain poems and/or funny poems about Cinquain. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Cinquain funny poems!
Written by
William Masonis
Categories:
funny, pets,
My Bed's Just Here For the Cat
Fatcat,
Hairy nuisance
Sprawling over bedsheets
Crowding limited sleepspace with
Blubber.
Written by
Rizo Ale
Categories:
animal, cat, children, funny, silly,
Fuuny Cat Poem For Kids
Here kitty kitty,
let's play hide and seek.
Hey, kitty?
Oh, you are asleep.
Come kitty,
give me a hug.
Where are you, kitty?
Oh, you are taking a nap.
Good night my kitty.
Now, you are up?
Listen my kitty,
Don't be such a cat.
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, funny, history, imagination, passion, halloween,
Na Na Na Na Na Na Batman { Cinquain }
Batman
Cape crusader
Batcave Batmobile Pole
Zapping Banging Powing Action
BruceWayne
Happy Halloween All
Boooooooo LOL
Tribute To
Batman And Robin
Adam West Burt Ward
Written by
Daver Austin
Categories:
funny
Aliens (6 Cinquain)
ALIENS (six Cinquain)
“creatures!
another world?
just think how far it is
beyond the blue and heaven too
ALIENS!”
“lizards!”
“yes with rough scales
and with bulging eyeballs
that can see right through a human
REPTILES!”
“safety?
are we all safe?
are these reptiles friendly?”
"some say their long tongues spit poison.
DEADLY!”
“defense!
can they be killed?
how large are these lizards?”
“about the size of a frisbee.”
“ALERT!”
“asking.
have you seen one?”
“yes I saw one last night
flying – a colorful saucer.”
“ALAS!”
“truly.”
“the myths are true?”
“yes they are among us.
you’d better check your basement.”
“HORRORS!”
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, children, funny, imagination, visionary,
Sponge Bob Square Pants { Cinquain}
Spongebob
cartoon fiction
under water voyage
hopes wishes fantasy dreaming
Squarepants
Tribute To Jenny
Who Loves This Show LOL
Get A Rope Hehehe
Written by
Tibetan Khentsun
Categories:
funny, love,
Love
Love
Beautiful, smart
Caring, hugging, kissing
You meant so and so much
Angel
Love
Warm, sweat
Interesting, binding, destroying
What a powerful it is!
Emperor
Love
Cool, big
Destroying, carrying, taking
Everything and anybody can not face its impact
Disaster
(Do you think this is a perfect example of cinquain poem)
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
funny, on writing and words
Sequence-Prosody
short-long
iamb song,or
long-short trochaic,taut,
spondaic long,with syllables
slow-slow-
mono
di,tri,tetra
penta,hexa,hepta
octa,which choice numbers for my
metre?
dactyl
and anapestic
with syllables three-
this poetry's a stress to far..
for me !
Written by
Holly Moore
Categories:
funny, introspection, life,
Up and Down We Go
Travel
Does not change theme
Up and down, we go far
Coming back from where we began
Need Map
©Holly P. Moore
December 2012
Written by
Karam Misra
Categories:
career, funny, humor, work,
Efficiency
Desk top
Chaos, clutter
Shredder coughs and sputters
No deadlines, no pressure, no work
Clean slate
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
food, funny,
Out of Control
Sweat Pants
Elastic waist
Big Mac upon my plate
Juicy burger, fries~bite me guys
Up size
Written by
Perry Mcdaid
Categories:
childhood, dedication, funny, humorous, mystery, truth, visionary,
Discovery
Finger
of hungry child
finds unsavoury fare
in mysterious crevice of
nostril.
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
humorous,
Man
Man
BODACIOUS SNARK
Liar, Cheat, FRINEMY
Narcissistic, Hurtful, Calculating, Annyoying
Male
This in no way speaks of how I feel toward
most men..I just see a few out there that
meet most of these qualifications...
Portmanteau Words:
BODACIOUS__bold/audicious_bold, brazen
SNARK___snide/remark_sarcastic
FRINEMY__friend/enemy_someone who comes on as friend but is really an
enemy
Written by
Vernette Hutcherson
Categories:
funny, life, wife,
Relax (Cinquain)
Sunday
don't have to work
watch football, snack, take naps
Listen to wife gripe I'm lazy
Fun day
Written by
Tyrone Johnston
Categories:
friendship, funny, people, school, teen
Caza
Caza
Funny, Intelligent
Girl Charming Voice
There For The Homies
Cute, Not In That Way
Written by
Marie Harrison
Categories:
funny, parody, uplifting
Bubbles
Bubbles
Spirits uplift
Appears shapely perfect
Her coy giggles are contagious
Nickname
Written by
Effie Blake
Categories:
funny, introspection, on writing and words,
Comma
comma
gives you a pause.
lets you add onto a
sentence with a conjunction and
a clause.
Written by
C.M. Davidson-Pickett
Categories:
food, humorous,
Not In My Cupboard
Saltine
Ultra tasty
Soylent yellow, maybe?
Courage needed when consuming
Cracker
© 2014 CM Davidson
Written by
Elliot Sutton
Categories:
humorous,
Jolly
Oh, Hey
Jolly old man
with some big trousers
wow, i thought they were extinct
I said
Written by
Jan Oskar Hansen
Categories:
funny,
World News
World News
Obama won the election
With great elation
Yet the headlines in
Norwegian newspapers were
About cheese importation
Written by
Rainbow Promise
Categories:
betrayal, humor,
Absent
Thinking
that I'm "absent";
many attempts were made
to open those trunks when absent.
Deceiving!
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
death, funny, imagination, people, visionary, halloween,
Bewitched
Bewitched
supernatural art
Her unique practice
twitching nose- eyelids- fingers
spellbound
In Loving Memory Of
Elizabeth Montgomery
Happy Halloween All {BOOOOOOOOO}
Written by
Orma Sullivan
Categories:
food, funny,
Cafe
Cafe
Au lait.
Milk and caffeine caress
In an ecstatic embrace,
Drink me.
Written by
Karam Misra
Categories:
allusion, humor, pride, satire,
Pomposity
Bufo
full-blown balloon
a pin-prick, punctured pride,
deflated, defeated, and downed
Toady
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny, life, teen
Good Night Out
Dead drunk
Partied all night
Tequila and women
Vomiting all over the place
Good night
Written by
Valerie Sherman
Categories:
funny,
My Pie
My pie
May I ask why
I opened wide my eye
Thought I'd never see a hole in
My pie