Humorous and funny Cinqku poems and/or funny poems about Cinqku. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Cinqku funny poems!
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
humor,
The Dentist
jargon
of the mouth
i know it well
the dentist he can spell
in C A P S
9/4/2019
Written by
Rhona Mcferran
Categories:
family, feelings, funny, humor, humorous, teen, teenage,
Eyes Will Roll
Eyes roll
like marbles
around the room
teens protest out of touch
grown-ups
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
funny, sea,
Ship It Green
Tempest
falls upon
the tea clipper-
time to toss the
biscuits.
Written by
Tanya Harrington
Categories:
funny,
Mood Swings
Angel
by morning
with spirit high-
though by nightfall I'm a
Demon
TLH © 06-15-2012
Written by
Robert A. Dufresne
Categories:
funny, life
Talkin' To An Ole Vermonter.
Y'all come from Vermont?
Why'd you move?
It's beautiful there!
"Well, don't ya know,
Ya cain't eat the veeiuw!!
inspired by HG's poem for Icy Cascades contest.
Written by
Abdulhafeez Oyewole
Categories:
feelings, food, funny, senses, strength,
Cinqku Two
Stomach!
Keep quiet,
Or want a cane?
It’s too early for that.
Be calm!
Written by
Ugwu Cornelius Chidera
Categories:
funny love,
Cinqku of Her
She
brought with her
roasted chicken.
I opened my mouth and
shut it.
Her
sweetest lips
come to kiss mine
as her white teeth was so
unbrushed.
With
nudity
she gained my lust.
Which causes me to run
away.
Her
present worth
a great value.
Knowing fully she is
a whore
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
animal, cute, fun, funny, myth, mythology, sleep,
Dragon Needs a C-Pap
Dragon
Snoring loud
Shook loose our walls
Rebuilding was costly
C-Pap!
Written by
Wayland Bunch
Categories:
humorous,
Cinqku Unveiled
Starting
with new forms.
Sharing these poems
with all fellow soupers.
Enjoy
Written by
Nigel Fawcett
Categories:
funny, nature
Watch Out!
spider
climbing up
my bedroom wall
insects, watch out! she'll have
you all
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
funny, on writing and words, people
Bagatelle
During
the teadance-
she trifled with
his affections for
trinket
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humorous,
Busty Booby
busty
Rubenesque
think Barbie doll
Or curvy Betty Boop
Headlights
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
funny, wife
On a Merry-Go-Round
Backward
and forward,
across the mall-
will she ever make up
her mind
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humor,
Swift Justice
suspect
hiding out
incognito
in ol’ Tijuana town
nabbed
lucky
border guard
recognized him
in Juarez, Mexico
Sunday
captured
at gunpoint
handcuffed and jailed
extradited Monday
then freed
Written July 17, 2022
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
animal, fun, funny, myth,
Dragons Accident
One day
Dragon called
He’d had a crash
Asked if we’d insured him?
Oh no!
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
funny, imagery, insect, satire,
The Fly
Bug lands
In my soup
Nasty insect
Uninvited swimmer
I’m ill!
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagery, myth,
A Sneezing Dragon
Dragon
With virus
He sneezed and sneezed
So hard one day; burned up
A wall!
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
animal, food, funny, humorous, myth,
Overeating Dragon
Dragon
Dragon
Addicted
To banana splits
Can't fit through the doors
Diet!
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
funny, political,
Subprime To Sublime
Fannie
and Freddie
in a shower-
Mae still find they need a
Mac.
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
animal, food, fun, funny, myth,
Overeating Dragon
Dragon
Addicted
Banana splits
No longer fits through doors
Diet!
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
fun, humorous, light,
Blue Jay School Mascot
Blue jay
A squawker
School mascot
Represents very few
Thank God
Written by
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
animals, funny
Cinqku/2
Caged bird
Plucking bars
Bell rings loudly
Room service, maid service
Peachface
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humor, water, weather,
Miracle Worker
Dallas
baking sun
water shortage
July temps record highs
Houston
heat wave
closes stores
cities shut down
threatens emergency
standstill
Texas
Governor
produces water
from big limestone boulder
they wish!
Written July 18, 2022
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
drink, humor, sexy,
Inter-Ruption
red wine
a full glass —
it becomes clear
swirl of romance in air
ooh la…
9/3/2019
Written by
Hilo Poet
Categories:
analogy, crazy, fantasy, fate, humorous,
Sweet
It is
okay to
be a little
nutty, but in midst--of,
bonbons?
Date: 09/03/2019