Humorous and funny Chinese poems and/or funny poems about Chinese. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Chinese funny poems!
Written by
Robert Pettit
Categories:
funny
A Chinese Limerick
A gambler from Hong Kong named Louie.
He was dumb and quite a bit screwy.
In a gambling pad,
he lost all he had.
Today, he can’t afford chop suey.
Who says a limerick has to be Irish?
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
funny, life, people,
Chinese Whisper
A
word
of mouth
confidence-
becomes a grapevine
Written by
Alex Klugman
Categories:
funny,
The Chinese Diet, Always On Top Picks
The Chinese diet, always on top picks,
Two grams of rice, which boiled in bucket water,
It should be eaten only by chopsticks.
But be a modest, eat this no more, than quarter!
Written by
Elton Camp
Categories:
humor,
Kitty's Chinese Chop Suey Restaurant
Kitty’s Restaurant
By Elton Camp
As a name for a Chinese place to eat,
“Kitty’s Chop Suey” can sure be beat
If, perchance, it’s the owner’s name
I wouldn’t view it quite the same
As an Asian name it doesn’t ring true
Much more likely would be Wong Sue
Thus, to go to this restaurant to eat
Makes one wonder about the meat
A coincidence, or could it be true
That the meat once used to mew?
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
clothes, food, humorous,
Don'T Eat His Chinese - Take It Away
DON'T EAT HIS CHINESE... TAKE IT AWAY!
There was a young man from Bangkok
Who loves eating fluff from his sock
He says fluff tastes scrummy,
and it lines my tummy
He cooks it when using his wok!
Inspired by
Traditional Limerick Contest
now removed from contest
Syllables 8,8,6,6,8
4/9/18
Written by
John Wilmore
Categories:
2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, children, crazy, fun, humor, humorous, silly,
Chinese Dave
Chinese Dave is not Chinese, he just likes Chinese food,
He’ll eat it till his tummy bursts whene’er he’s in the mood.
He scoffs Chow Mein and Egg Foo Yung and Fried Rice by the plateful,
And then his botty burps. Oh dear! Stand back! You will be grateful.
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
animal, humorous, nonsense, silly, sports, surreal, word play,
King Kong's Chinese Vacation
King Kong plays ping pong
His doorbell goes ding dong
And you'll hear his singsong
Chitterings that ring wrong.
Bing bong goes the Ming gong
Just see how the string's long
Thanks goes to Ling Wong
Who tossed the I-Ching strong.
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
animal, appreciation, humor,
A Chinese Giant Salamander
I had just finished reading about
The Chinese Giant Salamander
About how they are almost extinct
I must say something in all candor
I may just need a little fiber but
It's hard for me, myself to console
I feel forlorn because I'm afraid
I just flushed one down my toilet bowl!
Written by
Mc Mc
Categories:
animals, food, funny
What's In My Chinese Buffet?
What's In My Chinese Buffet?
I'll go to a Chinese Buffet
I'll try this or that
hope it's beef or chicken
and not dog or cat!
McCuen Copyright October 2008
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
animal, earth, humor,
- The Chinese Zodiac Calendar -
My year of birth : DOG
Loyal - For me, loyalty is everything
Sociable - A big shipwreck in my own esteem
Courageous - I am strong and truly believe in miracles
Diligent - As a fountain that always flows
Steady - Standing securely by my own strength
Lively - Some people call me calm and some lively
Adaptable - Assess situations rationally
Smart - IQ test is a poor measure of intelligence
My associated element: EARTH
Kindness - Yes
Tolerant - Yes
Honest - 100%
Leader - No
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
health, humor,
Three Chinese Cheers For Doctors
Once you're in the hands of doctors
you might as well be dead
They'll test you, poke you and probe you
drive you out of your head
Then when they're finally through
they'll announce what you already knew
'You're experiencing significant pain and discomfort'
~ which is probably why you're turning blue
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
giggle, language,
Even Harder than Chinese
The hardest language is Vietnamese
Even harder to pronounce than Chinese
It sounds like birds chirping
Or sick locusts slurping
Ask them to say, ‘French Cruller, pretty please!’