Humorous and funny Child poems and/or funny poems about Child. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Child funny poems!
Written by
Sneha Rv
Categories:
child, childhood, children, christian, christmas, funny, mom,
Keeping Mum
Reindeer wait
by the pane
I see shapes
A present!
Santa thinks
I’m asleep
Smells like mum
lent Santa
her perfume... ?
Written by
Annika Johnson
Categories:
child, childhood, family, humorous, sympathy, teacher, child, school, child, school,
School
Why does a child have to go to school?
Why do we have to spend so much time working?
This seems simply cruel.
Isn't it just irking?
Some people say school is important for learning
Couldn't a child learn on their own?
It would cause much less yearning,
After all, we can learn from our phones.
I can somewhat see a parents point in sending their child to school.
But why would you choose what we wear?
It just allows us to look like fools,
We may as well come to school bear.
As you can see school is not fair,
So please don’t force us to go if you care.
Written by
Arthur Vaso
Categories:
3rd grade, character, child, humor, humorous, introspection, urdu,
Innocence
Long ago
a year or so
I received accolades a plenty
I won this, and I won that
I was on top of it all
I was almost the whole shebang
I was important
I was all about me
I pandered and pounded
I wanted attention and I won
I was sad, when my cheating was undone
Caught with the red herring deep in my mouth
I left to sulk a bit and have a wee pout
then I figured out after I was caught
there was a way to still receive
the praise I so sought
once a month
that's how she works
post only then
the egoists trophy is my new perk
Written by
Line Gauthier
Categories:
child, fantasy, fun, humor, joy, spoken word, youth,
Joy Joy Joy
what ever is going on
in that joyful
little brain of yours
only six years old
and you’re brimming
with imagination
a vivacious fantasy world
in those big bright eyes
and words spewing out
like an overzealous fountain
a bottomless sense
of giddy humor
a full-blown half-pint comedian
AP: Honorable Mention 2020
Submitted on November 11, 2018 for STANDARD CONTEST NO.135 sponsored by BRIAN STRAND
Originally posted on November 7, 2018
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
child, food, funny, horror, murder, nursery rhyme, scary,
The Clown's Song
Bring me a child to eat
I'm too weak to stand on my feet
All I need is meat
So bring me a child to eat.
Written by
Gail Debole
Categories:
child, children, cute, humor, innocence, kid, mother,
The Wrinkle Mystery
Written on 9/26/2022
Updated on 9/27/2022
by Gail DeBole
The young boy was watching his mom
Straighten sheets on his bed with her palms.
He began scratching his head
Looked at the floor and his bed
And seemed to be mildly alarmed.
The young boy who was not quite four,
Said, “The wrinkles are not on the floor.
It did not take long
For them to be gone,
But why did they not fall to the floor?"
Written by
Michael Degenhardt
Categories:
children, funny, happiness, nostalgia,
The Child In Me
Soda pop and gum drops
A river full, so sweet
To be that child I once was
All that candy, I would eat
Not worry about a cavity,
the dentist or my skin
Just concerned with getting more
And filling it within
A jawbreaker, some nonpareils
Bazookas and candy dots
Sour apples and baby ruths
Oh I love it all a lot
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
child, humor,
These Mashed Potatoes Are Bleeding
“These mashed potatoes are bleeding,” the six-year old said.
I looked at them, curiously.
A white mound with a bit of yellow.
No gravy or ketchup.
A curious observation, I thiought,
pondering it.
“Just go with it, Grandma,” her nine-year-old sister told me.
So I did.
Written by
Subimal Sinha-Roy
Categories:
child, christmas, humorous,
Santa and Christmas Tree
My small grandson heard friends say in fun spree,
Santa can change to what he wants to be.
He asked me, face worried stiff-
who would bring him his gifts if,
Santa decides to become Christmas tree.
November 23, 2019
Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10
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Contest : Holiday Themed Limerick
Sponsor : Tania Kitchin
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
child, humorous,
The Reeling Batmobile
THE REELING BATMOBILE
Batman unmasked - a child
sits in the reeling batmobile.
“Grandma, your Superman”
“Okay,” I say,
“Then who’s Grandpa?”
The three year old replies:
“He’s Wonder Woman,”
The car roars with laughter.
10/1/2018
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
animal, child, cute, giggle, happy, uplifting, world,
Loving Little Beautiful Bunny
"Easter is on the way. Cute and soft bunnies are what little kids are dreaming about." Quote By Poet
My best friend is my honey bunny,
oh how we love to eat a pot of honey.
On a bright day that is sunny,
we will laugh until we have a full tummy.
You are so fun and cute,
even when we eat our fresh fruit.
For Easter I will dress you in a suit,
then to church we will be en route.
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
child, dog, food, humor, love, sleep, smile,
Puppy
Quote By Poet "Puppies and kittens are what little kids dreams are made of."
My puppy is tan and small,
she likes to sleep in mommy's shawl.
She loves to play ball,
while I play with my doll.
We like to play outside,
where she will run and hide.
I will put her in my doll buggy for a ride,
her smile becomes a mile wide.
It's time to go inside,
dinner is ready with chicken that has been fried.
Written by
Hidden Sister
Categories:
child, humorous, slam, son,
Teenage Blues
My whinny,crabby, hungry teen
Your stinky,spoiled and quite mean
You want, you need, you have to have
The latest,newest, modern fad
Your greasy, grimy, hands smear
My wall, light switches, and the mirror
Empty snack bags,with sweet and sour
Create tall,extensive buildings that tower
Your messy,your dirty,in need of a shower
Please make it quick,not loiter an hour
Your smelly,nasty, disgusting shoes
Are slowly poisoning every room
Even with big mouth,rolling eyes and sighs
I would not trade you, I surmise
Written by
Briana Williams
Categories:
character, child, children, kids, fun, funny, giggle,
Spongebob Squarepants: Patrick Star Sonnet
Patrick Star is quite an odd ole starfish.
Considering he’s a star, pointy, and bright pink.
The Krabby Patty is one of his favorite dish.
Bikini Bottom know that Patrick stink.
Only a job at the Chum Bucket and Krusty Krab.
Patrick loves to be with his friend SpongeBob.
He always go to Sandy’s to destroy her lab.
Patrick eat and chews on nasty pink gum blob.
Run to Squidward who despises yellow.
Patrick loves to fish at Jellyfish Fields.
Plankton find Patrick to be extremely slow.
Secretes from SpongeBob was very concealed.
Patrick Star does live under a brown rock.
Patrick Star will always give you an shock.
Written by
Smail Poems
Categories:
age, angel, baseball, beauty, butterfly, caregiving, celebration, character, child, father daughter, feelings, film, fishing, flower, football, children, for her, friend, fun, funny, gender, girl, girlfriend, giving, graduation, grandfather, grandmother, grandparents, growing up, growth, hair, happiness, happy, health, heart, hero,
Princesses
Pretty princesses
Dancing all around
Frolicking through fields
Very beautiful
Just like you!
Written by
Khalil Franklin
Categories:
black african american, child, childhood, children, food, children, funny, metaphor, middle school, social,
Oodles of Joy
"Oodles of Joy"
In the morning of everyday i
start
I make a food that's really
smart
Crunch'em, rip'em, and pour'em out
As saliva pools form in my
mouth
Put it in the mic for just about
three
Impatiently watching those
beautiful noodles waiting for
me
When the time Is up
I Pop it open and take them out
And start shoving "Oodle's of
Noodles" into my mouth.
Khalil Wali
Written by
Anthony Scandrick Ii
Categories:
anniversary, baby, beautiful, beauty, caregiving, child, childhood, confusion, courage, dark, dedication, depression, devotion, freedom, goodbye, graduation, growing up, happiness, hope, humorous, lonely, lost love, love, mystery, passion, satire, slam, sorrow, sorry, success, suicide, teen, thank you, uplifting, write,
Dear Michelle
You almost had me,
I wanted you,
The way you stuck to me like super glue,
I was feeling you,
But I knew,
I could never have you,
But, the way you looked at me,
The way my body pleads,
We can never be,
Because I’m too old,
And your only thirteen.
Written by
Laura Breidenthal
Categories:
beautiful, child, childhood, children, emotions, family, feelings, kids, giggle, growing up,
Water Balloons
stretching it
balloon breaks on faucet
spray giggles
5-14-13
Written by
Arlene Smith
Categories:
funny, drug,
Flower Child
psychedelic drugs
population explosion
making love, not war
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
character, child, childhood, children, dog, fantasy, film, children, giggle, happiness, humorous, imagination, nature, nostalgia, remember, smile, storm, uplifting, visionary, weather,
There's No Place Like Home
Once was a gal who felt so alone
Tornato came up rooted farms home
Landed on wicked witch
Munchkins came out of ditch
Gave dog lollypops instead of bone
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
child, food, fun, humorous,
Silly Sausage
Silly Sally scoffed six succulent spicy sausages
Six succulent spicy sausages silly Sally scoffed
Silly Sally succumbed to sickness!
11~16~16
Written by
David Sollis
Categories:
child, children, humor, humorous, nursery rhyme, parody,
Monday's Child - Parody
Monday’s child will slap your face,
Tuesday’s child is a disgrace,
Wednesday’s child stamps on your toe,
Thursday’s child just won’t go,
Friday’s child is most unforgiving,
Saturday’s child won’t work for a living,
And as for the child that’s born on a Sunday -
– they’ll tell you lies and steal your pay.
Originally posted on my blog with a supporting cartoon & story, which can be seen here: http://wp.me/p2mUkP-yc
Written by
Rita A. Simmonds
Categories:
beach, child,
Funny Beach Poem For Kids
I saw you playing on the beach,
the sky so blue but out-of-reach.
You started throwing sand so high
it hit the sun right in the eye!
He pulled the clouds around his head
like fluffy pillows from a bed.
Then rain poured down from darkened sky;
You didn’t mean to make him cry.
Written by
Tahira Parveen
Categories:
art, child, children, funny love, giggle, hilarious, love,
Little Bee
I've been given a fancy name for my illness
Clinically obese
It may be contagious
Never before seen in my colony
I can't work or lift a finger
Nice to see every one rally around me
Even the queen bee is worried
As what happened to me
Even sent the worker bees
All for one, hopefully one for all
Giving me a hand
I'm going to a special unit for unique bees.
Written by
Emile Pinet
Categories:
child, funny, imagery, imagination,
A Donkey Spy
Meet Dorothy the donkey
she has a weird googly eye,
when she’s staring straight at you
you will either laugh or cry.
For you see, whenever she
seems to be gazing ahead,
her crazy googly eye is
looking to her side instead!
If you think she can't see you,
you forgot her googly eye;
hard to believe, but it's true,
some say she's a donkey spy.
With her googly eye, oh my!
(Rhyme)
8/21/2015