Funny Poems About Chihuahua or Chihuahua Funny Poems

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Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: animals, funny, nature

Chihuahua Rides As Navigator

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                                       Everywhere I go
                               My Chihuahua rides with me
                              In his McDonald's coffee cup
                               Right next to me on the seat

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny, pets,

Funny Kid's Chihuahua Limerick

There once was a Chihuahua named Hairy Wispy as air, white his hair, and scary Like a ghost he'd appear Quiet, soft as cashmere Sometimes it seems he's dropped from the aerie
aerie( aer-y or ey-rie) 1. a lofty nest of any bird...2. a house, fortress, or the like. located high on a hill or mountain Inspired by: Team Poetry Soup Contest: Funny Kid's Poem Contest Written: October 09, 2015


Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: animal, dog, funny, hilarious, humor, pets, satire,

Stoned Chihuahua

I'm baked
I'm baked
One toke is all it taked.

Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: animal, dog, food, funny, love, pets, silly,

Thing's I Say That Make My Chihuahua Happy

Oh my pretty Tsuki
Tsuki-tsuki-tsoo
Aren't you a beautiful doggy?
You'd make a lovely sandwich!
Eat you on a toasted sourdough bun,
Yes I will. Yes I will.
I love you so much, kissy kissy,
Snuggle snuggle
Wouldn't you like me to
Roast you on a spit?
Bite a hole in your belly and
Suck your insides out!
Moose fart! PLPLPLPL!!
Such a lovely, lovely girl
You'd make the perfect pot roast
Or a mince pie, you're such a sweety,
Eat you, eat you up, nom nom nom.

Poem Details | by J Dawn |
Categories: childhood, children, funny, pets

My Chihuahua Thinks He's a Dane

I know this story is silly
but it's really very true
I have a Chihuahua named Brutis
but for short I call him Bru

With him I'm never lonely
because he stays right by my side
No noise nor bad weather or anything
could make him run and hide

In fact he thinks he is my watchdog
though he stands only five inches high
His chest puffs up and his ears pull back
if a stranger comes nearby

Now I wouldn't say he's spoiled
okay maybe just a little bit
He dresses in the latest styles
some of them custom fit

Some folks say I've gone to far
that some thing is just not right
But all I know is that I've gotta go
because it's time to kiss him goodnight


Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humor,

A Chow Chow-Chihuahua

An impish chow chow-chihuahua mix
is again up to his old nasty tricks
Orange fluffy and small
people think it’s a doll
Then he’ll yap-yap-yap-yap just for kicks

6/8/22