Humorous and funny Chastushka poems and/or funny poems about Chastushka. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Chastushka funny poems!
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny,
Words From a Dandelion
I saw your other flowers sprout,
so bringing charm, I put down roots.
but hating me, you yanked me out.
You fool, I'll just bring more recruits!
Written by
Sharon Ruebel
Categories:
funny
Surfer Chick
He never stopped preaching
About the color of my hair
So I kept right on bleaching
and now there's nothing there
Contest: Bad hair day
Sponsored by Rick Parise
Form: Chastushka
Written by
William Masonis
Categories:
funny, nature, seasons,
The Paradox of Fall
Fall arrives today, still clad in green,
Clear skies of impossible blue
Presage the riot of color to come;
Hot reds and golds, yet bitter cold - whom to sue?
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny, hair, hair,
Year of the Wig
(This is a true story from 2001, when I let my
hair grow back to dark, and I fooled a few people
who thought the wig was still my own hair but with
a different shade of blonde!)
Growing roots meant bad hair each day;
bought a wig to stay blonde at school.
One guy loved my color that way.
Said, "Your hair's never looked so cool!"
For Rick Parise's "A Bad Hair Day" Contest
using Chastushka (Russian form of poetry
with trochaic tetrameter).
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
funny, cousin,
Comb Over
Z Z Top and Cousin It took the right approach
Dark sun glasses and beards detract from scraggly hair
Next time my motley hairdo meets with reproach
Combing forward I’ll consider, sparing the Nair
*For Rick's "Bad Hair Day" contest
Written by
Ray Dillard
Categories:
funny
Pitch Man
He was an All Star Athlete,
A potential Hall of Famer.
He could have made a fortune, if,
His hair was not like Kramer's.
Written by
Gert W. Knop
Categories:
funny
A Stupid Fly
A stupid fly tried to swim
In my glass filled with a beer
But finally the beast made it to the rim
And when flying away it showed me its rear
Written by
William Masonis
Categories:
funny, nature, science
In 500 Million Years ...
In 500 million years,
All the seas will boil away.
Nothing is Forever -
Best hit the beach today!
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
funny
A Bad Hair Day
Purple spikes pointing toward the sky
Do you suppose he woke that way?
Can anyone tell me the reason why
He'd strive to have " A Bad Hair Day'?
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
chocolate, humorous,
Diet Dilemma
I must stop eating Snickers
I can’t fit in my knickers
Have less food on my plate
Won’t moan about my weight
08~23~14
Written for Chastuska Me Contest
Sponsored by Dr Ram Mehta
Rhyme scheme AABB
~awarded 5th place ~
Written by
William Masonis
Categories:
funny, nature, political
Political Chastuska #3: No Such Thing As Global Warming
"There's no such thing as 'Global Warming'"
- That "hypothesis" my skeptic friends ignore.
Yet to all those with objections forming,
I suggest you check the price of maple syrup at your store!
Written by
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
children, funny
Sly Snake
Sly snake what a rakish slither
belly walker cunning talker
Persuade the moon to buy the sky
Charging moonbeams by the hour
**I think this is the first one for me...trying my hand at silly poems for children.
Many thanks to all who take the time to read my works!!
**Thanks CL Thornton for the tips!!~~~
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
drink, holiday, humorous, new year, sad, stress, wine,
2021 a New Year
2020 drove me to disappear,
2021 is almost here.
Off for drinks and zen, all I can say is hooray and amen.
Date Written:12/20/2020
3 Place Christmas Chastushka - Rules Revised Contest Judged:12/24/2020
Sponsored by: Andrea Dietrich
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny
Unwanted Love
Unwanted love, like constipation, a pain in the ***
It will upset you for many days
Once dumped, system cleared, the trouble will pass
You’ll be able to go your separate ways
Written by
William Masonis
Categories:
funny, political
Political Chastuska #2: the National Body Has No Head
Try to revive the National pulse -
Next thing you know: "Death Panels"!
Fury, fighting in the town hall aisles;
Best pursue through different channels.
Written by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
funny
A Bad Hair Day
Women, seize me; don’t shun me.
For my mane designed by birth –
No bad hair day, I’m bald up top!
Scalp shining in manly mirth.
© January 16, 2011
Dane Smith-Johnsen
Written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
funny,
Just a Thought 1
Raking, through the ashes
Shivers rolling up my spine,
Knowing, some similar day
These embers will be mine.
© Harry J Horsman 2011
Written by
Joe Flach
Categories:
funny
Rascally Rabbit
My rabbit won’t come when called;
Misbehaving in every way;
But it’s the only way, being bald,
I’ll ever have a bad hare day.
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
funny
Classmate's Revenge
Fat Janet went to school
with the intention of bullying...
thinking it was so cool,
but who did all the hard laughing?
Written by
Manoel Neto
Categories:
funny
True Desire
Don’t think I don’t know what you’ve done,
all the life you passed in the streets of lust.
Don’t think I’ll judge all the more to come,
‘cause I’d go myself as a lamb with no adjust.
Written by
Cecil Hickman
Categories:
funny, life, people, satire, social
A Windy Day
Oily hair, I battle each day.
Washing it twice each bath I take.
Once the wind, did come my way,
They said , what a scarecrow I’d make.
Written for
Sponsor ^Rick Parise
Contest Name A BAD HAIR DAY ~
Written by
Daniel Cwiak
Categories:
fantasy, funny, imagination
Restless Sea
See the sea so restless and wide
Sailing above it without a peep
Different now..."gurgle, gurgle, gurgle"
As my ship sinks into the deep!
Written by
Beth Watkins
Categories:
funny, life, recovery from..., satire
Clumsy
Please friends, try not to laugh,
I know, and I'm painfully aware;
it's never been on my own behalf
That I so often fall down the stair.
Written by
Caryl Muzzey
Categories:
funny
Chemo Blues
After first injection, hair started to thin
Eyelash and eyebrows cut to the root
Nothing left but patches of bare skin
But personality was acute
Copyright © 2011 By Caryl S. Muzzey
Written by
Brenda Meier-Hans
Categories:
animal, crazy, dog, funny, silly,
Positions
My dog gets in positions,
That make me shake my head.
If I tried such positions,
I surely would be dead.
Written by Brenda Meier-Hans
08.25.2014
3rd