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Poem Details | by
Brian Mcmahon |
Categories:
art, basketball, bridal shower, cat, humor,
The songs of endings:
lifeforms: the unintended
consequences king.
Poem Details | by
Brittney Lopez |
Categories:
absence, age, angel, april, baptism, beautiful, beauty, bible, birth, blue, boat, body, books, boyfriend, bridal shower, flower, for her, forgiveness, freedom, funny, games, garden, girlfriend, goodbye, graduation, poetry, voice, wisdom, women, words, writing, youth,
You send bolts through my skin
something I was never to
accomplish with you, when I
saw you it's like my heart sank
to my stomach and I was in
shock my body still my body
heavy felt like when I moved I
was about to fall to my knees
you make me want to get
inside my brain pick you up and
take you out pick you one by
one like a flower because I do
love you and love you not.
Poem Details | by
Diet Water |
Categories:
bridal shower, farm, humor,
I'm a farmer
and i like clocks and hoes
get your mind out of the gutter
i'm not talking about those
i use my hoes to get what a need
whether it's a new car or a fancy tv
i was short on money
so i put my hoes out for rent
but then i had to stop when a
couple came back bent
stop bending my hoes i said
then he threw a rock
so i went out there and i beat him with a clock
then he asked me what time is it
then i said it's time to leave
and when he got up he got stung by a bee
and then he flipped out and ran into a tree
then i grabbed one of my hoes and said
i'm glad it ain't me.
Poem Details | by
Diet Water |
Categories:
bridal shower, humor, humorous,
I need the handyman to come give me a doorjob
my door don't lock so i might get robbed
it's annoying and always squeaking
everytime it rains or storms it gets weakened
i don't wanna have to go to the store
i'll be the only guy carrying a door
so this guy needs to come fix my door to my house
i'll kick him out if he shows up in a blouse
so the guy came to fix my door
he fell through the floor
i don't know what to do
i think i'll move
Poem Details | by
Nigel Fox |
Categories:
addiction, beauty, bridal shower, celebration,
Do you watch the television and sip champagne
and listen to the grass being cut by the robot brain
To fill your free time have you taken up finishing crosswords and sex
needing advice for being so bored gifted avoiding death a hanging flex
Machines there promised to serve us
we now serve the machines
Late night joke honest !!
Poem Details | by
Julie Grenness |
Categories:
bridal shower, emotions, giggle, humor, love, wedding,
This is a waste of thought,
Things life never thought,
Where is your faceless bride?
Her I'd welcome inside,
She'll rescue you from your rut,
Here's your tea, suck that up!
The faceless bride, tee hee,
She'll rescue you from me,
My torrid non-embrace,
Welcome bride, faceless face!
Something life never taught,
Stop wasting my thoughts!
Poem Details | by
L Milton Hankins |
Categories:
bridal shower, humorous,
Gifts come in large, delightful packages
So they will not suffer damages,
Wrappings aside
For anxious bride,
Impatient to see what’s in store
Ribbons and paper cast to floor.
The box is open
Gift is not broken~~
Hiding any disappointment
Bride will feign plenty of excitement,
And quickly move on to the next gift
Which gives her spirit a new lift.
FIRST PLACE WINNER
Brian Strand's "Rime Me" Poetry Contest
written August 14, 2021
[with special thanks to Caren Krutsinger
for her "Trixie Bee" poetry format]