Humorous and funny Brain poems and/or funny poems about Brain. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Brain funny poems!
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny
Brain Dead
He had earned a black belt in tae kwon do
Breaking slabs of concrete with his big toe
And butting planks with his head
Had left him nearly brain dead
Glazed eyes resulted from many a blow
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Placed No. 7 in Linda-Marie's "Let's Limerick" Contest - October 2010
Written by
Charles Messina
Categories:
humor,
Some People Without A Brain Do An Awful Lot Of Thinking
The Scarecrow, he was born without a brain
And the Tinman got all rusted from the rain
Because the Tinman had no heart
And because the Scarecrow was smart
Instead of walking to Oz, he'd taken a train
Written by
Sunlite Wanter
Categories:
humorous, satire,
To Delete the Programmed Brain
Awaking I find with a click of the eyes,
Little rectangles all colors floating,
Floating and waiting suspended in my brain, so I
“Choose morning duties” – there’s an app for that,
A rectangle lights up, “Feed the cat.”
“Put on your shoes,” a link I click,
“Go walking,” my eyes blink “, and I get my coat;
“Arrow down to ‘music,” blink (an app for that)
Scroll to “Vivaldi, Hum and be happy,” click.
Internal am I as I jog by and by,
I see you--the eyes click “Greetings,” “How are you,”
How did I arrive in this awful tech state?
Trying to know all and be bright as you?
If I’m really smart, I’ll return to my heart,
Blink “delete all” and be free, and be true.
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
confusion, funny
Brain Drain
I've lost my keys a million times,
So often that it really seems a crime.
I think it very odd where they turn up,
One time I found them in my coffee cup...
You might think Id keep them in my purse,
But that just makes things so much worse.
That thing resembles a bottomless pit,
Couldn't find nuthin' there I must admit...
They say it's caused by brains that shrivel,
But I gotta think that's just pure drivel.
If so ,today I probably wouldn't be alive,
Since I've been loosing keys since I was 25...!
Why can't I find my keys?
For the contest..
Written by
Fisayo Aderounmu
Categories:
adventure, funny,
Brain Box
Yes! You have to think out of the box
But you don't have to lose your brain box
(which is more than a gear box or a black box)
because of your brave boss,
(even when he holds an axe).
Its loss would cost you more than an ox.
Its an evidence of sear laxity
Its dividend is with influx of max pain
which wax stronger than flax
It doesn't count whether you are a fan of
fox news, drive Toyota hillux, use fax or bathe with lux soap.
You don't need to pay tax to play a sax.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
baby, humorous,
'baby Brain' Drives Me Insane
I arrive home and start to cuss
I've left my baby on the bus!
YOUR FUNNIEST COUPLET EVER Poetry Contest
Sponsored by L Milton Hankins
11/19/21
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
My Brain Complains It's Underpaid
So what silly notion has taken over today?
My brain works independently, I don't have a say
I do draw the line
And start to whine
When my brain tries to claim it's seriously underpaid
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humor,
A Strain On the Brain
Happiness reigns but not when it rains
Strange language, this english, it's hard to explain
A doctor can save your life
Doctoring the truth leads to strife
So if you don't know english, it's a strain on the brain
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
body, humorous, men, people, rain, wisdom,
On Brain Training
If you want to train your brain,
come in out of the rain.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, health, humorous, me,
If I Only Had a Brain
Here’s a poem about poet Jan
Who’s recalled for a second brain scan
I was called in again
Could they not find my brain …
Hope my poems don’t go down the pan!
The scanner whirred and clicked into gear
I wore headphones so I could just hear
Queen’s ‘I want to break free'
Was the song played to me …
It did nothing to quell any fear!
The is a factual poem – I got recalled today for a second brain scan and whilst the scan was taking place the radio was playing Queen’s ‘I want to break free’ … it really made me smile
03~16~17
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
My Brain Became Lilliputian
Woke up this morning, thought I was super human
Dreamt of saving humanity from ultimate ruin
No more wars
Our spirits soar
Till I realized overnight my brain became lilliputian
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Gary Smith
Categories:
humorous, nonsense,
Nebulous Streams Clouding My Brain
I sail on an ocean of custard and jam,
Aboard a ship made of biscuits and bread.
I am the sweet toothed pirate I am,
And clearly not right in the head.
Nebulous streams clouding my brain,
Give me some peculiar thoughts,
I wear a vest made of liquorice sticks,
And a pair of marzipan shorts.
With my motley crew of gingerbread men,
Who are armed to the teeth with balloons,
We go round the world, kidnapping cakes,
While we gorge on sweet macaroons.
Written by
Carma Sanderson
Categories:
food, funny, happiness,
Sloppy Brain Sandwich
Salami, Pastrami; or Provolone,
" Oh , Pepperoni, I Don't Know."
A Cream~Cheese Delight Disaster
Knowing My Mind Has Just Went,
Bubble~Gum. Dog gone it!!!
Written by
Anselmo Boles
Categories:
humor,
Brain-Wash
Brain-Wash
Sometimes bored
folks talk too much
'bout nonsense or just
useless rubbish and such
Some even say that blabber
gives them calming head rush
Like growling planes on a tailspin
they need a mouthful of brain-wash!
05/05/2021
6:10 p.m.
Lake Worth
Florida USA
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, crazy, funny, humorous, light,
My Brain Trust
Playing Trivia Pursuit verifies I learn little
About things that don't concern people, animals, or us,
Biology, and zoology, I never fiddle.
And subjects like paleontology I do not fuss,
Median, means and mode in math to me means middle,
Historical data I could never try to rush,
Spanish to me is an impossible mysterious riddle,
When I think of all this knowledge, I marvel and I cuss
That I can successfully cook an omelet in a griddle,
Since I was stuck with my idiotic sad little brain trust.
Written by
Rizwana Bhurani
Categories:
art, emotions, funny, metaphor,
Brain Weasels
Brain weasels.
Brain on fire,
Mind in attire.
Not ready to retire,
Energy full of desire,
Sees ruby and sapphire,
What not it wants to aspire,
Not much it has to require,
So much it wants to acquire.
Contest:226,any form max 12 lines.
Sponsor:Brian Strand.
19/10/2016
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
My Tiny Wee Brain
In spite of my tiny wee brain
I can still rhyme a simple refrain
Here's what I “mean”
The sky is “green”
WOW! That was quite a brain strain
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Alex Klugman
Categories:
funny,
The Human Brain Is a Unique Device
The human brain is a unique device,
It continuously functions round the clock,
From birth till death, but stops his work
When you bought a TV. From first a glance!
Written by
Dr. Upma A. Sharma
Categories:
funny, giggle,
Heart To Brain
Thinking you do and send me commands,
Muscular I can pump to the whole
Without a single miss day through night,
Why should I ever listen to you,
When might is always right !!
Sponsor - Andrea Dietrich
Contest - third and final itty bitty contest
Written by
David Kavanagh
Categories:
allegory, fun, humorous,
Bird Brain
Bird Brain
Now here is a strange pair of folk
If one swallows, the other croaks
Looks quite a tussle
Bird wants to guzzle
But the bullfrog hangs on, says nope
Quitters Never Win Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Margarita Lillico
19/5/2021
Written by
Robert Johnson
Categories:
humorous, boy,
Boy My Brain Does Not Work Like This
Mind Bind
Head Band.
Mind Grind
Brain Matter.
Tender Sender
Mushy Masher
Election Collection
A Bad Chad
For Heather Ober's Make me laugh contest.
07/01/13
Written by
Vincent Caruso
Categories:
confusion, funny, imagination, introspection, nature, parody,
When I Plucked Out My Brain, I Saw
When I plucked out my brain, I saw
it had roundness and grooves.
So it was a wheel and fire.
It was also made to aspire.
There were literature and awe
when it would move
like an unlit seed in winter.
I would come to despise its birth.
It lacks a maid, a lover, and call nurse.
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
funny, life,
Cut Open My Brain
When I die
Cut open my brain
To see
How I died
And how I lived
Check out its size and shape
To see what direction
I was going in
And what direction
I was coming from.
Check out its color and its intensity
To see the mood
I was in
And the mood of
Those around me
Check out its weight
To see if my diet
exercise
and life style
Were finally working
And finally
Check out
That all its parts
Were there
In their correct size places.
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
age, fate, funny, humor, humorous, journey, old,
Brain Cells
I am losing brain cells every day
they say
I don’t know how
I don’t remember
putting them away
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, memory,
If I Only Had a Brain
Food shopping I find is a chore
My memory's getting quite poor
I write my list down
Then drive into town…
My shopping list's by my front door!
08/22/20