Humorous and funny Boss poems and/or funny poems about Boss. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Boss funny poems!
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
funny, jobs,
The Boss Is Coming
She is no Simon Le’gree, but she should be. It would be easier.
She is way too lenient, if you ask me.
But yesterday she was too strict.
Click. Click. Click.
Conversation ceases.
Act normal.
Sure. Yeah. Uh-huh.
Yes, that sounds fine. Sure, I can do that.
Click. Click. Click.
What did she want you to do?
Are you going to do it?
Never mind. It’s a bad idea, I do not have to take orders from her.
She is not really our boss anyway. She just thinks she …
Click. Click Click.
Okay, Mrs. B, sounds good. Sure, no problem.
Click. Click. Click.
Are you going to do it now?
Maybe.
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
career, funny,
Bad Breath Blues - the Boss Is Always Right
You’ve forgotten to floss, I think
(My nose frets and frowns as I shrink)
Purchase mints by the bag!
Brush your tongue til you gag!
(My eyes water up at the stink)
"Yes sir, I am really quite fine!
"Allergies, you know," is my line
"No sir, wasn't crying!"
(My brain is just frying)
"Do lunch? Why, the pleasure is mine!"
*Unfortunately, this is a somewhat exaggerated version of a true story...
Written by
Caryl Muzzey
Categories:
funny, work,
Cranky Boss
I worked for a cranky old boss
who came to work always quite cross.
Finally found out,
he developed gout,
when stocks took a capital loss.
Copyright © 2011 By Caryl S. Muzzey
Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
funny,
Who's the Boss - Revised
Who is the Boss - Same old song?
I'll yield since you're very headstrong
It'll be quite a blow
But just so you know
It'll end in us both being wrong!
Written by
Alex Klugman
Categories:
funny,
Two Things I Can Tell You About My Boss:
Two things I can tell you about my boss:
First thing -he is pleasant and smart.
And the second -you will be laughing, of course,
He believe in such bull... by his heart!
Written by
Kash Poet
Categories:
funny,
A Danger Boss
A danger boss with a thunder voice
hurling anger at terrible pace
how could he be tamed?
Just take his wife's name
or hire a lady with smiling face.
Written by
Bl Devnath
Categories:
funny, work,
Handsome Boss With Exceptional Style
handsome boss with exceptional style
asks lady assistant with a sweet smile
to switch on a computer on her table
as the boss sits near by she becomes unstable
oh! sweet mistake happens so needs to refile
Written by
Randy Johnson
Categories:
funny,
I'M Boss Hogg
I'm Boss Hogg and Rosco keeps trying to eat my food.
It's been my dream to see Daisy Duke in the nude.
The Duke boys keep fighting me because I'm a crook.
If you do business with me, you're going to get took.
Lulu is my wife and she's even fatter than me.
I'm going to hire a hitman so that I can be free.
It really bothers me because Rosco is my brother-in-law.
I puked all over the floor because Lulu just took off her bra.
Rosco can't catch the Duke boys, the souped up General Lee causes him to fail.
I will see Daisy naked and I won't rest until those Duke boys are in jail!
(This poem was inspired by The Dukes of Hazzard TV show which is my 2nd favorite TV show.)
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Doss, the Boss
Once there was a good man called Doss, the Boss
scape goat for all, tried even by all idiot asses
no idiot will see him as intellect nor ***
all see some dimension of ignorance
bloody what ignorance could an ignorant see in doss?
Written by
J.W. Earnings
Categories:
beauty, friendship, funny,
Like a Boss
LOL (Laugh out loud) xD
I love your effort
Kangaroo hops
Easy and hard hits
A little better than before
BAM (Be a man) o.o
Owning the Hockey Game
sssssslither like a snake
Sam! You're like a boss - Ooh! Like a boss
(hey man...sorry for my loss)
Written by
Deb Wilson
Categories:
funny, wedding
Who's the Boss
Bride-to-be's running the show.
She's been down this road before.
Poor groom is a first timer.
Does not have a clue!
She says jump,he says"how high?"
Mustn't tick her off,he knows.
Can't wait for the wedding night.
Then he'll be in charge!
By Deb Wilson
for "Wedding Rehearsal"contest
sponsored by Dr. Ram Mehta
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
cute, dog, humor,
Who's the Boss
Jokingly, he said, "I'm the boss,"
"Because I make most of the money!"
She said, "We need a new dog leash,"
"And I see you want to be funny"
She said, "I fix most of our meals"
"That's not something to dismiss!"
He said, "Well, I do like to eat,"
"And oh, put dog food on the list"
She said, "I mail the checks for bills,"
"And make sure they cut the dogs hair!"
He said, "Yes, but I work with tools"
"I made that great dog house out there!"
If you gave your dog some water,
Did you put some ice in its drink?
Who's the boss of your family
You might want to give it a think!
Written by
Charles Messina
Categories:
humorous,
She's the Boss Applesauce-2
I just went to my work's Christmas party
I got drunk on some rum with Bacardi
Told my boss, to go get lost
Said, "I'm the boss, Applesauce"
Then, she fired me for being a smarty
I went home, told my wife, I retired
She said, "don't lie...I know you were fired"
Said, Applesauce...I'm the boss
Never tell me...to get lost
Now go back- 'cause you've just been rehired
Written by
Charles Messina
Categories:
christmas, humorous,
She's the Boss Applesauce
I just went to my work's Christmas party
I got drunk on some rum with Bacardi
Told my boss, to go get lost
Said, "I'm the boss, Applesauce"
Then, she fired me for being a smarty
Christmas Limerick
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
12/15/2021
Written by
Randy Johnson
Categories:
funny,
I'M Boss Hogg
I'm Boss Hogg and Rosco keeps trying to eat my food.
It's been my dream to see Daisy Duke in the nude.
The Duke boys keep fighting me because I'm a crook.
If you do business with me, you're going to get took.
Lulu is my wife and she's even fatter than me.
I'm going to hire a hitman so that I can be free.
It really bothers me because Rosco is my brother-in-law.
I puked all over the floor because Lulu just took off her bra.
Rosco can't catch the Duke boys, the souped up General Lee causes him to fail.
I will see Daisy naked and I won't rest until those Duke boys are in jail!
(This poem was inspired by The Dukes of Hazzard TV show which is my 2nd favorite TV show.)
Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
angst, anxiety, art, character, horror, humorous,
Big Deal Boss
His cool moment is some seconds of laughter max
sack letters of all, on the teeth of his home fax
from under, flames of flummery
his absence, heat to make merry
aides and workers so propagate as sealing wax.
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Trump a Big Boss
Trump A Big Boss
Wrote these limericks while at my
wife Jill's choir practice before the
church service at Saint James
Episcopal in Shallotte, NC
Ridiculous about Trump place
in Carolina being burned.
Trump thinks that he is a big boss
Hands are too small to fit a cross
He is to us has become huge bother
Hard to believe made by Our Father
Definitely surely is an albatross.
Jim Horn
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun, humor, nonsense,
Sarah My Creepy Boss
Sarah O'hara was my creepy boss
She slipped a coin and readied for a toss
A head for an owl
A tail for a fowl
She shook her head 'Hey It's a double cross'
SARAH MY CREEPY BOSS/Limerick/ Copyright © RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY
11/21/2014
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous, political,
Boss Hogg
Boss Hogg was the greatest fraud to be found
The most corrupt politician around
He finagled and he lied
So crooked that when he died
That they had to screw him into the ground
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
christmas, humor,
Santa Thinks Hes the Boss
Mrs. Claus in the bedroom with sauce.
The bearded wonder thinks he’s the boss,
but the beat of her drums
as she wiggles her bum
makes him lose all his pride in the toss.
12/15/2021
I Need a Good Laugh: XMAS LIMERICK CONTEST
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Written by
Elton Camp
Categories:
humor,
A Candid Answer To the Boss
An Candid Answer To the Boss
By Elton Camp
The boss saw Roscoe daydreaming
So stopped at his desk, screaming
“To do work you have been hired.
Lazy loafers are likely to be fired!”
“What excuse can you possibly give
So you neglect of duty I can forgive?”
Not any lying word did Roscoe try
“I didn’t notice you coming is why.”
“If your approach I did see,
I’d have been busy as a bee.”
The boss showed a scowl, then a grin
“For such honesty, you are my friend.”
Written by
Pratap Roy
Categories:
funny,
Boss :: Folia
Doc, how you find our boss, inquired
office assistant anxiously;
I find him OK, though looks tired;
there is no abnormality.
But, boss this morning gave detailed
lecture how the office is messed;
Do not you feel, it has displayed
something abnormal, needs more rest.
Doc, think again before release;
it'd be so hard to bring him back
for more test; would it not be nice
to keep him under watch to track?
Surely his constant worry for
more work may increase blood pressure;
why not think to keep him few more
weeks, till we decide he's better.
~X~X~X~
Note: Humorous poems with no intention to hurt sentiments of any person. Just for fun.
Written by
Clive Culverhouse
Categories:
fun, funny, humor, humorous, nonsense, silly, word play,
My Old Boss
my old boss
- one of the boys
wrote an omnibus
on the bus
not the best
it was a bust
oh, my old boss
he turned to booze
Written by
Subimal Sinha-Roy
Categories:
humorous,
Unobliged Boss
Young secretary, she was at a loss
if for an increase of pay she should ask,
thinks she has done well all the given task,
plea is denied for she doesn’t oblige the boss.
September 8, 2021
Contest : Your Best Four-Line Light Verse No 2
Sponsor : L Milton Hankins
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humor,
Team Made Fun of Boss Hog
He got made fun of in the boys locker room
When he took off his trunks and gave them a moon
You must have worn a suit on the beach today!
He was so angry, he decided to make them pay
It’s bad enough to be the largest hog on the team
Making fun of his tan line was incredibly mean.
He became the quarter back and showed them all up.
Loved receiving MVP and the Cincinnati loving cup.