Humorous and funny Bingo poems and/or funny poems about Bingo. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Bingo funny poems!
Written by
Pat Dring
Categories:
funny,
Bingo
‘BINGO’
I waited and waited, my heart thumped like mad,
I didn’t know whether to be glad, or sad.
Terrified my voice would leave me, and go,
I still waited, each ball came out so slow,
With each ball the man picked up,
I thought this one will bring me luck,
On and on, ball after ball
All I needed was ball number 25.
I could hardly breath, I had tears in my eyes,
All I needed to make that call,
For £200,000 was one little white ball.
Written by
Larry Belt
Categories:
funny
A Bingo New Years
It stumbled in from the bingo hall
And fell asleep in an old barn stall
With eggnog on its breath
It scared the chickens to death
Ofcourse I mean my mother-in-law
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
humorous, nonsense, song,
Bingo
[A piece of absolute nonsense
But it made me laugh, so I thought
I’d share it. Go on, sing it… you know
You want to!]
Good King Wenslaslas went out
For a game of bingo
Fancy dress was all about
Some were George and Ringo
Some were from the USA
Where they call it Lotto
Donald Trump’s wig blew away
Olly Reid was blotto
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
adventure, analogy, appreciation, funny,
Bingo the Gambeler and His Wife Sandra With the Long Ponytail
Bingo goes where he does;
Throws his money on the table;
Sandra braids her ponytail;
Says she not in love with no man;
All hail, all hail, yeah;
Gambler goes to jail;
Sandra talks to Mable;
Bingo doesn't get bail;
Shouldn't steal the money;
All hail, all hail, yeah;
Mable ask Sandra isn't she married to Bingo;
Sandra said while touching her long hair no not any more;
6/11/19