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Written by
Bill Baker
Categories:
basketball, clothes, feelings, games, humor, jobs, loss,
Laughingstock
I made the bet on who’d win the game
the Bulls looked great; my team played quite lame
dressed in clown’s clothes
with a red clown nose
the whole office will laugh without shame
Written by
James Study
Categories:
humorous, sports,
A Basketball Tale
Basketball tip off at grade school game
My biggest lifetime shot at fame
Got the ball and took off
Heard the yells from aloft
Wrong way I went but good my aim
Written by
Brian Mcmahon
Categories:
art, basketball, bridal shower, cat, humor,
Haiku
The songs of endings:
lifeforms: the unintended
consequences king.
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
baseball, basketball, games, high school, humor, teacher, teen,
Our School Cheer
IBM
UBM
ICBM
On the floor.
Written by
Daniel Hunter
Categories:
basketball, humorous, introspection, remember,
Basketball Meanderings
Basketball-Meanderings
Played basketball with Fred at a church.
Haven’t played basketball
since my daughter
was a twinkle in my eye.
All the things
I used to do with a ball,
I had put away
in a file marked “use to.”
Sometimes, I take it out,
dust it off, look it over,
then put it back for later.
Every now and then,
I make a basket, throw a pass,
that reminds me
of the “use to” file.
That file gets added to daily.
I just don’t use it
as much as I ‘use to.”
DANIEL - APRIL 2012
Written by
Lu Loo
Categories:
basketball, funny, silly,
Epigram Couplet Contest
Epigram Couplet Contest
Sponsor: Silent One
Belly ache when the basketball game had started,
I was shooting a lay up, and accidentally farted!
Written: November 21, 2015
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
basketball, humorous, stars,
Sports Shorts -- Layups
Patrick Ewing
What you chewing?
Larry Bird
Hall-of-Fame assured
Scottie Pippen
Lid's still flippin'
Tim Duncan
Legacy hasn't sunk in
Bill Bradley
Didn't play badly
Walt Frazier
Sharp as a razor
Moses Malone
The backboard you owned
George (The Iceman Cometh) Gervin
a-wigglin' and swervin'
Reggie Miller
4th-quarter killer
Manute Bol
Bless his soul
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
basketball, cool, giggle, word play,
Where Mister Gilbert Arenas Can Go
Mister Gilbert Arenas tweeted that 'no one will care'
if Nikola Jokic, two-time NBA MVP at 24, becomes the heir
to players like Michael Jordan, who played with some flair
'Jokic's not cool enough,' says this Mr. Gilbert Arenas
Well then, Mr. NO MVP OR TITLE EVER WON ~
You can just go and stroke your pen...(al thing) for us
Written by
Lin Lane
Categories:
basketball, humor,
Deflated
He scored on me with each shot he took ~ until I deflated his balls
Written by
Maclawrence Famuyiwa
Categories:
america, basketball, dream, humorous, motivation, sports, star,
Hakeem the dream
Hakeem "The Dream" Olajuwon,
Had moves defenders would frown upon.
From Lagos to Texas, he rose to fame,
And left rivals grasping in shame.
As "Little Moses," they called his name,
In Houston, he rose to acclaim.
He ruled with finesse,
Brought gold to the press,
And walked in the halls of great fame.
Till today, he's a legend of the game,
And basketball players still honour his name.
One of the greatest, his legacy thrives,
Still sharing his wisdom in many lives.
Written by
Jerrold Prothero
Categories:
basketball, funny, future, humor, humorous, pride, sports,
Basketball Picks
Untimely was Hamilton Hicks
In making his basketball picks.
He knew it all well,
How each bracket fell,
But always too late with his clicks.