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Poem Details | by
Bill Baker |
Categories:
basketball, clothes, feelings, games, humor, jobs, loss,
I made the bet on who’d win the game
the Bulls looked great; my team played quite lame
dressed in clown’s clothes
with a red clown nose
the whole office will laugh without shame
Poem Details | by
Brian Mcmahon |
Categories:
art, basketball, bridal shower, cat, humor,
The songs of endings:
lifeforms: the unintended
consequences king.
Poem Details | by
James Study |
Categories:
humorous, sports,
Basketball tip off at grade school game
My biggest lifetime shot at fame
Got the ball and took off
Heard the yells from aloft
Wrong way I went but good my aim
Poem Details | by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories:
baseball, basketball, games, high school, humor, teacher, teen,
IBM
UBM
ICBM
On the floor.
Poem Details | by
Daniel Hunter |
Categories:
basketball, humorous, introspection, remember,
Basketball-Meanderings
Played basketball with Fred at a church.
Haven’t played basketball
since my daughter
was a twinkle in my eye.
All the things
I used to do with a ball,
I had put away
in a file marked “use to.”
Sometimes, I take it out,
dust it off, look it over,
then put it back for later.
Every now and then,
I make a basket, throw a pass,
that reminds me
of the “use to” file.
That file gets added to daily.
I just don’t use it
as much as I ‘use to.”
DANIEL - APRIL 2012
Poem Details | by
Lu Loo |
Categories:
basketball, funny, silly,
Epigram Couplet Contest
Sponsor: Silent One
Belly ache when the basketball game had started,
I was shooting a lay up, and accidentally farted!
Written: November 21, 2015
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
basketball, humorous, stars,
Patrick Ewing
What you chewing?
Larry Bird
Hall-of-Fame assured
Scottie Pippen
Lid's still flippin'
Tim Duncan
Legacy hasn't sunk in
Bill Bradley
Didn't play badly
Walt Frazier
Sharp as a razor
Moses Malone
The backboard you owned
George (The Iceman Cometh) Gervin
a-wigglin' and swervin'
Reggie Miller
4th-quarter killer
Manute Bol
Bless his soul
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
basketball, cool, giggle, word play,
Mister Gilbert Arenas tweeted that 'no one will care'
if Nikola Jokic, two-time NBA MVP at 24, becomes the heir
to players like Michael Jordan, who played with some flair
'Jokic's not cool enough,' says this Mr. Gilbert Arenas
Well then, Mr. NO MVP OR TITLE EVER WON ~
You can just go and stroke your pen...(al thing) for us
Poem Details | by
Lin Lane |
Categories:
basketball, humor,
He scored on me with each shot he took ~ until I deflated his balls