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Poem Details | by
Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories:
fun, humor,
Feeling lethargic,
Sue went on
a banana diet,
and started to feel
more energetic and alive,
walking past the
local playground,
she was going
to keep walking,
when she quickly
changed her mind...
Swinging round and round,
flipping upside down,
she couldn't believe
the bananas gave her
so much stamina,
one last go round,
she dismounted
landing perfectly
on the ground,
just like an
Olympic champion!
Poem Details | by
I Am Anaya |
Categories:
fruit, funny,
Bananas
Here come the sailors of the Seventh Fleet
With their bananas ripe, ready to eat
The ladies, they like them firm
Musty one’s make them squirm
Why can’t liberty always be so sweet!
Limes
They’re green and round not yellow and curvy
Bruised or mushed never—topsy turvy!
Peeled back skin often slimy
Best citrus fresh and limey
Sailor lime-juicer’s sucked to cure scurvy
Poem Details | by
G. Jay |
Categories:
humor, men, moon, woman,
“P recise Aurora
A sea of fertility
S haring the lunar cow flown
S ince God only knows
U nknown the core could be cheese"
S urmised the Man in the moon
"P resently Luna
A sea of storms, clouds, showers
S haring that has become known
S upreme only knows
U nbeknown how much gold there be"
S poke the Lady in the moon
9/6/2017 Updated 5/14/2019
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
funny,
On the banana I shall e'er expound
I can consume bananas by the pound
When on a huge eating spree
My spouse quickly reminds me
My knuckles are starting to drag the ground
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Honorable Mention in Andrea Deitrich's Contest - June 2012
Poem Details | by
Valerie Sherman |
Categories:
funny,
Big Beautiful Bananas
Soft Sweet Succulant
Eat Edible Enjoy
Sandwich Shake Split
Poem Details | by
David Drowley |
Categories:
beach, emotions, fruit, humorous, love, nonsense,
There was a lady from Montana
Who fell in love with a banana,
Which had such an appeal
She felt urged to reveal
They planned to elope to Havana.
She rented a seaside cabana
Nested between beach and savanna.
At a party she threw
Came a Chiquita new
And the new two flew to Montana.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
Close your legs milady, the flies are buzzin' round
The whiff of Irish shamrocks and bananas abound
Quite a combo I say
A parts raiser if I may
Sorry milady, my restraints have unwound
Poem Details | by
Philip Mygatt |
Categories:
humorous,
There was a man who ate bananas
Sitting on a unicycle
And spitting their seeds
At nearby passing buses
The sounds of beetles’ feet
Walking on the crinkled sidewalk
Driving him crazy.
This poem is in response to a nonsensical poem by Kenneth Patchen named The Man Who Saw a Grass. So, I thought I could write a similar poem that made no sense at all. I believe that I succeeded.
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, crazy, humor, psychological,
Monkey around, you’re called a clown
Live with primates, you’re an anthropologist
If you’re goofy and serious at the same time ~
you’ve gone ‘bananas,’ Mr. Psychologist