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Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
dream, food, fun, funny, humorous, silly, sweet,
Split my banana and stuff it with cream
top with tantalizing treats to extreme
nuts and silky sweetened balls
gooey toppings form seawalls
nothing left out of a lover's wet dream
Poem Details | by
Jillian Sabecky |
Categories:
caregiving, family, food, for him, funny love, giggle, passion,
Today my husband said ' I can really go for some banana bread'
But this is what I made instead.
A gallon of Sweet Tea.
A bowl of Green Pea's.
Turkey Club on whole wheat followed by Smoked Meat.
Corn on the Cob along with Broccoli Raab.
Chicken Wings. Shoe Strings.
Pineapple upside down cake. A chocolate Shake.
Baked Potato served with a Stuffed Tomato
Now my husband has a belly ache.
I don't think he likes it, when I bake.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humor,
Banana Cream Pie I could eat by the barrel
My waistline would suffer, it's a losing battle
I could eat like a fly
Forego all that pie
And still I'd resemble some hefty beef cattle
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories:
funny
I took a banana home and peeled him for dinner
When I saw his manhood I knew I was a winner
I call him my miner
my large cruise liner
© 2000
Poem Details | by
Cecil Hickman |
Categories:
education, funny, imagination, life, philosophy, satire
Banana went to culinary college
Yellow, firm, wanted so much knowledge,
Standing up in last class,
Ending up in large mass,
Now was the time for all to acknowledge.
Written for
Sponsor Deborah Guzzi
Contest Name The once was a man from Dunkirk..
Poem Details | by
Tahira Parveen |
Categories:
food, fruit, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,
I swear I saw it
It looked at me
And said...
Poem Details | by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories:
funny
I took a yellow banana home and split my supper with him
I noticed his bulge and grinned like a sun beam
Before I knew it he had taken off my shirt
And made me his orgasmic dessert
© 2000
Poem Details | by
Tom Bell |
Categories:
adventure, food, funny, on work and working,
A very odd co-worker,
One who drove us all nuts,
Was more than weird with food,
In fact, he was a putz
Every single day
He'd eat his
tuperware'd roast beef
Never a chance in menu
All other foods succumbed
To a sadistic nasty food-thief?
But when he had his banana,
That really took the cake...
He'd peel it completely
Before the first bite he'd take...
So there he was,
With a naked banana in his hand,
Gooey stuff oozing between his fingers
It was a sight no one could stand...
This was a very odd fellow,
There is so much more to tell
A bizarre co-worker,
With ol' thomas bell
Poem Details | by
Troy Micheletti |
Categories:
confusion, faith, children, funny, happiness, hope, imagination, inspirational, passion, uplifting,
Banana me banana you
that make banana two
what a pair of bananas we are
this pair of bananas will go far
Poem Details | by
Hat Bueckert |
Categories:
funny,
Felt under my heel
A banana peel
I slip
Loudly now I squeal
Like a clapping seal
I flip
A mid air cartwheel
Now terror I feel
I yip!
Need to get a grip
Sweat beads off me drip
Oh boy.
I bend at the hip
My feet now I grip
No joy
I brace, bite my lip
And land from this trip
Not coy
Was this evil ploy?
A cartoon decoy?
With zeal!
A plan I employ
Litterbug, destroy!
Big deal…
Calm down from annoy
And had a Rob Roy
Surreal.
March 16, 2023
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Sponsor: Kim Rodrigues
Poem Details | by
Robert Pettit |
Categories:
funny,
I would rather see you smoke a banana,
than that stale old stogie from Havana.
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
blue, food, fun, humor, uplifting, yellow,
I hope I am appealing to you
See I am big and yellow not blue
You hunger for sweets
I could be your eats
You pealed and ate me all up ~ who knew
Poem Details | by
Jack Belck |
Categories:
humor,
There he hangs amidst his bunch,
tempting me to have him for dinner,
filling me with guilt about how I feel
about this living thing with its yellow skin.
My Buick’s also yellow, a sight to see.
It was bought almost new in 2001.
The car covers the miles like a rocket ethereal,
the banana’s king sliced atop a bowl of oatmeal.
My Buick is a world-beating car,
the banana in the night is a shining comet.
I love them both dearly
and worship them annually.
Poem Details | by
Lord R. E. Taylor |
Categories:
confusion, funny
Reading a new poem
Written late night
While fighting to sleep
Trying to stay awake
Finished as the sun rises above a distant mountain
Purple Flaming Banana
I look around and see people
Their eyes glazed over in confusion
What is the poem about?
Does it have a deep, hidden meaning?
Is the purple flaming banana love?
Does it mean anger, hatred or a twisted mind?
Was I on drugs?
Did I have way too much to drink?
What is the meaning of the purple flaming banana?
It was not love
It was not hate or anger
What was the meaning of a purple flaming banana?
It was just that
Nothing special
Nothing unique
Just a purple flaming banana
Nothing more
Poem Details | by
Patricia Cresswell |
Categories:
humor,
eating a banana in a down pour
noah noah
get out here and start
clouds are gathering over the hill
in a minute
just making plans
pass those bananas
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humorous, judgement,
Cletus O'Toole slipped on a 'nana peel
He broke his femur and damaged his heel
He asked a judge to rule
"You lost yer suit, O'Toole;
A higher court might consider ap'peel'!"
Poem Details | by
Lei Strauss |
Categories:
humor,
Think of this banana!
It's too thick and long.
It's yummy to look at,
It's just nice to hold.
But when you grip like a pro...
You can start slice
it with your teeth.
You can swallow it slowly
and bite on your lips.
Think of my banana!
It's curvy and has little hair.
But don't dare to eat all.
Or you'll get choked
out of nowhere.
I know you like eating banana.
Just like how I eat mine.
But let me stop
your imagination
right there.
Maybe because
you're on the other line.
LeiStrauss2019
Poem Details | by
Wendy Stein |
Categories:
adventure, animal, cat, color, food, fun, humorous,
My cat Anna
She likes to slide
Anna Banana
Coming in wide
Riding on the slimy peel
Paws stained bright yellow
Chasing after her next meal
Furry white mouse fellow
Stopping short, missing the turn
Sliding past the bait
Doesn't learn, feeling the burn
Tasty treat will have to wait
Mouse scurries out the gate
Poor cat always late