Humorous and funny Autumn poems and/or funny poems about Autumn. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Autumn funny poems!
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
autumn, funny, giggle, halloween, humor, humorous, october, silly,
witch bakery
there once was an old witch whose pies
were unique in flavor and size
she delighted her covens
when she opened her ovens
with dozens of old crusty guys.
Written by
Key V.
Categories:
autumn, december, february, funny, summer, weather, winter,
Weather
I hate the cold weather, whether to say the least,
the cold weather hates me, i slipped and fell last week,
plus the warm weather's better, i'd rather sweat than freeze,
put the ice in my drinks not in my socks and sleeves,
the reason i feel this way, stems from two things,
maybe i'm a fall guy, with wants to see some leaves,
or i just miss the summer days with vitamin ray beams,
either reason or way my thoughts remain oblique,
because i hate the cold weather and cold weather hates me.
Written by
Paige Kostyniuk
Categories:
autumn, fun, funny, halloween, holiday, humor, october,
Vlad the Vampire
There was a vampire named Vlad. 7
The Village all thought he was bad. 7
But the true story. 5
Just wasn't gory. 5
It turns out Vlad was just sad. 7
October 23. 2019
Written by
Tania Kitchin
Categories:
humor, satire,
Autumn Notes
you carry a tune
as delightful as autumn ~
raspy and bitter
10/8/22
Contest: Simply Senryu Contest
Sponsor: John Lawless
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
adventure, angst, autumn, business, confusion, dark, dedication, depression, fear, grief, growing up, happiness, happy, hate, health, home, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, love, on work and working, pain, parody, people, relationship, retirement, sad, satire, school, social, stress, success, sympathy, time, work,
Reflections: Midlife Crisis
P aranoia permeates, etching itself into your fractured face,
A cacophony of constant pressure; life remains a stressful race,
N othing to hope for, no positives like promotion in the workplace,
I nability to love, relationships lift anchor and set sail without chase,
C hildren crushing dreams under mortgages; age grows with disgrace
!!
Written by
Diane Lefebvre
Categories:
autumn, humor, silly,
Tony's Torrid Toga - For Contest
Tony wants to teach Mary some yoga,
While dressed in a short, little toga
He bends over the mat,
Where she just then had sat.
From jail Tony cannot now teach yoga.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
autumn, children, funny, giggle, halloween, humor, urban,
halloween
tiny goblins running round
some in mothers dressing gown
witch cackle delight
was there such a night
in this hallowed little town.
Written by
Jeff Green
Categories:
funny, parodyautumn,
Shall I Compare Thee To An Autumn Day
Shall I compare thee to an Autumn day?
Thou art more windy in the afternoon.
Old leaves of gold October throws away
Can never match your bottom's lively tune.
The scents of fruits are sweet at harvest time,
While scent of you can make a strong man cry.
Much beer and curry serve to fuel your crime
For saving scent of harvest I must sigh.
Each year the sweetness fades to winter rain,
When mud and grit are mixed with diesel fumes,
Your pungent stench appears whene'er you strain
Eternally we know your rank perfumes.
So long as beans are served and you still live,
You'll have a complex mix of scents to give.
Written by
Betty Harp Butler
Categories:
autumn, funny, humorous, october,
The Pumpkin Show
Down in the meadow
where the pumpkins grow,
God is putting on an extravagant show.
Bright orange pumpkins
lying all around…
Little pumpkins, middle-sized pumpkins,
and giant pumpkins can all be found.
Hundreds of pumpkins
waiting for the day,
when they’ll be loaded
on a truck filled with hay.
To market, to market,
and then to the store,
Soon they’ll find a home
by someone’s back door.
Then Grandma will cook the pumpkin
and turn it into pies,
And that’s why God
rains pumpkins down from the skies.
Written by
Elisabeth Sheaffer
Categories:
autumn, environment, humorous, nature,
Leaf It Alone
As I watched the rain pouring into the drain
I reflected on just how perverse
Was the Summer we had, with the weather so bad,
And the future can only get worse.
Now that Autumn is here, bringing with it some fear
Since the drains are blocked up with leaves
Which are crimson and yellow, so pretty, so mellow,
And they're also blocking the eaves.
As the weather gets colder, the leaves get older,
Black and dirty, and now..here's the thing!
The council won't clear it and therefore I fear it
Will leaf us at risk till the Spring.
Written by
Mel Brake
Categories:
autumn, black african american, black love, cute love, funny love, i miss you, romance,
Love Like a Rose
Love is like a rose
Like the fibonacci frequency
Perfect geometry in all its curved lines
Love is like a rose
Like the shape of the heart
Filled with satisfaction and passion and love
Love is like the sweet smell of the rose
Like a romance that said what is the good smell
When your car needs to be cleaned
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
autumn, best friend, body, halloween, humor, humorous,
halloween friend
to the skeleton within
slinking about in my skin
let me thank its feet
a halloween treat
that i do not bump my shin.
Written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
humorous, nature,
Autumn Rigmarole
scrutable squirrel
stocks up the winter larder...
another nut case
© Harry J Horsman 2022
Written by
Lee Ramage
Categories:
funny, seasons,
Autumn Splendor
Horizons painted orange and red and yellow and gold,
Means there will be added garbage bags to fill and fold.
Temperatures cool and people begin to move inside,
Soon Influenza is at its peak, you’ve no place to hide.
Flu shots may help, but you seem to get sick anyways,
Rainy wet weather, dull and dreary, much shorter days.
Doesn’t sound like splendor - outstanding and grand,
But I still think its the best season, please let me expand,
There’s good things and bad that comes with autumn,
The splendor for me, is more clothes to cover my bottom.
Written by Lee Ramage
September 8, 2012
For Russell Sivey’s contest
“Autumn Splendor”
Written by
Thomas Martin
Categories:
autumn, cat, humorous, moon, night, september,
Ferris Wheel
ferris wheel
rising with the moon and stars
suddenly stops
but hey diddle diddle
almost jump over the moon
Written by
Virginia Mitchell
Categories:
friendship, funny, holiday, nature, autumn, halloween,
The White Pumpkin
Thank you, Ma’am, for the pumpkin.
I am not distressed in the least.
Though it’s not of my preference,
It’ll suffice for a Halloween feast.
Mother Nature could have mixed up her seeds.
That could explain why the color is bland.
One might think Jack Frost didn’t finish his work,
Or, Autumn is making a political stand.
I am so glad you came with this pumpkin.
Come on in Ma’am, and stay for awhile.
No, I don’t mind it isn’t bright orange,
Though it isn’t the most popular style.
Please, have a seat as good company should,
And quit the uncertainties filling your mind.
Don’t doubt my plan for sweet pumpkin pie,
As giving me this ugly, white pumpkin was kind.
Written by
Md Alzhrani
Categories:
arabic, autumn, dance, first love, funny, romantic, song,
A New Song
Maybe..
In the following rain
will make friendship with the sun.
I will open my feelings ..
Anything could happen !
The four seasons will dance with trees.
Anything will takes the warmth of poetry.
Maybe ..
I live with a new light.
A new rose.
A new star.
A new song.
Maybe
The darkness leave me , forever.
Written by
Thomas Martin
Categories:
america, angst, autumn, humorous, night,
Lake Ontario
urban noise. . .
2000 mile drive
to Lake Ontario
dreamless sleep in tent
till generators charge
Written by
Charlie Knowlton
Categories:
autumn, birthday, football, funny, humor, november, weather,
Born In November
Birthdays, 1957-`66.
Brown and gray, dead leaves allastray,
stalks wither in mourning, pumpkins slayed.
Dark at 5, little time to play,
clocks retreat, set back to save.
A gift wrapped football! Surprise! Again?
What`s that make Ma?, 9 or 10?
Just finish your cake and when you`re through,
homework then bed, tomorrow there`s school.
Birthdays in Autumn,
of which I'm a member.
70 in a row now,
all in November.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
autumn, endurance, funny love, grandfather, lust, natural disasters, sensual,
Pinch An Ear
O help me! I've fallen
And I can't get it up!
I'm stuck here acrawlin'
Up a Double-D cup
Now don't let us dicker
I am over the hill
Just be a mite quicker
Slipping me that blue pill!
Written by
Eileen Clark
Categories:
autumn, humorous, october, poetry, time,
September and October
The September days can get very hot
Turn on the air conditioner, then it's not
By late afternoon you are cold again
Turn off the air and let evening set it
The very next day you wake up to a chill
Is that really frost on your windowsill
Get out the sweaters and turn up the heat
The days to come this activity we'll repeat
We are just now entering the first of November
Much talk of a heat wave, so try to remember
Weather change happens so don't lose your cool
Predicting the weather makes a smart man a fool
Author Eileen Clark
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
autumn, fun, funny, giggle, halloween, humor, humorous,
trick or treat
we did something not too hard
put a scarecrow in the yard
now when kids trick or treat
theyll likely skip our street
or try my wifes stewed swiss chard.
Written by
Michael Smith
Categories:
art, funny, nature, seasons, autumn,
Autumn To Winter
Come October
He strokes away the greens
To touch mosaic
Upon, the now of autumn trees
November next
And amidst set breeze
Leaves of paint chips scatter
And from on high, let a harrowing slip sneeze
Lastly to December
Branches, canvas bare
When He's decided...
To shake away the dandruff, from right out of His hair
Written by
Emenaha Godwin Holiday
Categories:
autumn, birthday, february, for her, humor, innocence, missing you,
Happy Birthday Rachael
Through the wee hours of the dawn
On a cold autumn night of
February. The harmattan harsh
And dry breeze blowing
I overhear the leaves weepy-scratchy
Noise. Still but almost conscious,
Generously, her angelic face
Came, flashing, over my memory
And those valentine that passed,
One whom cannot be forgotten.
Smiles as tender, Rachael,
Emenaha says "all the best".
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
autumn, dream, england, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,
autumn guy
this is the tale of ed jeeves
notorious friend of thieves
each fall he will rise
to much darkened skies
and pilfer neighbors red leaves.