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Poem Details | by
L Milton Hankins |
Categories:
feelings, humorous, irony, spoken word,
Sorry if I upset you,
I really didn’t mean it
Actually, I meant it
Until I saw it upset you,
Now I’m sorry you are
Upset by my words
But I got them said,
Which I intended to do.
Written September 12, 2022
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Poem Details | by
John Freeman |
Categories:
funny
I’m sorry, “He cried!” But everyone knows,
how horribly comical ego goes.
No less in a public place,
driving car in girlfriend chase,
Seinfeld picked that nose in one of his shows!!
For and in honor of Barbara Gorelick and contest
Apology Accepted
Poem Details | by
Jason Talbott |
Categories:
funny
I apologize for what you will see here
I sometimes find myself fighting with meter
And from time to time,
The lines, they don’t rhyme,
But cut me some slack, it’s not like I’m charging you to read this, okay?
Apologies, I’ve come back to grips,
And I looked up some limerick tips.
I’ve picked up some wisdom
On structure and rhythm
But sticking to the rules has never been a really strong suit of mine.
Poem Details | by
Dan Helppi |
Categories:
humor,
I was an idiot
I'm sorry.
Yes, you're right,
let's burn your hair off.
Poem Details | by
Dialectic Crisis |
Categories:
angst, humor, political,
They want an apology for subjective humor?
- What the hell do I really care?
It'd be nice to see my detractors try and do any better...
...I would like to try to...in...traduce y'all
- To the truth of an honest opinion - Once and for all!
Poem Details | by
L Milton Hankins |
Categories:
humor, parody,
(a parody of "Trees" by Joyce Kilmer)
I doubt that we shall ever see
A more handsome pair than you and me
Me, whose hungry mouth is pressed
Against your ample, perky breast
You look at me with sparkling eyes
And utter those sweet whispering sighs;
The tiara I gave you, you proudly wear
Above the bangs upon your hair;
In your bosom my head has lain
I’ve chased you through the pouring rain.
My mother and father alone made me
But, God alone made you, I see.
Poem Details | by
Michael Degenhardt |
Categories:
funny, music, on writing and words, parody, me, me,
Martha, my dear,
I’m a loser. Everybody’s trying to be my baby. Help! Every little thing, in
my life, tomorrow never knows. Tell me what you see. Don’t pass me by. It’s all
too much. All you need is love. I want you. Come together, let it be. Oh! Darling,
Here comes the sun. I want to tell you, here, there and everywhere, if I needed
someone, I need you.
From me to you,
Mr Moonlight
(All Beatles Titles)
Poem Details | by
Jeff Kyser |
Categories:
humorous,
the limericks can’t be eschewed
my muse seems excessive imbued
they seep through the pores
they flood out in scores
seek nuance to coyly allude
It’s not just a trek through lewd grit
perfection is sought for, to whit
there’s meter to wrangle
inference to dangle
infinitives to boldly split