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Poem Details | by
Slight Buckling |
Categories:
funny
Warmth and high spirits
Laughing voices, humble hearts
For my men, a beer
Slow down room! Slow down!
Spinning too fast! Hello Raaaaulgh!
No mas tequila!
Golden grace in age
Oak and sweet mash, tight refined
Good end to good day
Red bathtub brew
Hobo rot gut, da*n hard taste
Make a man of you
Poem Details | by
Alkas Poetry |
Categories:
allegory, allusion, funny, humor, humorous, language, metaphor,
In Russia do not drink is infraction
if not vodka it causes rejection
whoever is abstemious is screwed
must live cloistered and booed
Poem Details | by
Mark Koplin |
Categories:
humor,
Seven years gone by his eighth life now spent
Stumbling flank comes Ringo, my fat drunk cat
Sabbatical dreams after quarantine
As I Wait for the dreaded number nine
The label I hide on the wine bottle
Has been soaked in poison now for a time
Promptly stuck for Ringo, it hits his paw
They told me of the psycho cat's demise
Not too long after his last curtain call
No guilt do I feel, for that mean old cat
Eerie board walk creaks near the white sand beach
Each and every time I think he’s back
September 14, 2020
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