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Poem Details | by
David Fisher |
Categories:
animal, farm, funny,
As soon as we got to the county fair
The country odor got through my nose hair
Coz above some milk pails
We encountered cow tails
Which filled our senses with their dairy-air
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
clothes, humorous, weather,
The north wind is blowing and it’s turning cold
I’m feeling quite chilly I guess I’m getting old
I’ve finally dug out my sexy thermal vest
It’s snug and warm and covers my hairy chest
It’s silky and soft and causes no ripples
Hides my boobies and covers my nipples
Jan Allison
15th October 2014
Poem Details | by
William Robinson |
Categories:
animals, children, funny,
This world presents some eye delights
That are wonderful to see.
But not one of these wondrous sights,
I'd ever want to be.
Today I saw a purple cow,
Reclining in a lawn chair.
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I wish that you had been there.
Poem Details | by
Elton Camp |
Categories:
funny,
The Air Traffic Controller Loses It
By Elton Camp
In a job where there's lots of stress
It is all too easy to create a mess
Bob was so exhausted he flipped out
And forgot what his job was all about
He sent the same message to every plane
No longer on the ground need you remain
Every single plane waiting out there
Immediately soared up into the air
But that didn't work any too well
And the pilots in anger did yell
However, the airport was clear in a snap
The tired Air Traffic Controller took a nap
Poem Details | by
Paul Geiger |
Categories:
humor, humorous, imagery,
Much - too
much fresh air -
too early - my mind
slouches toward sleep - tea time
Poem Details | by
Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories:
animal, environment, humorous, nature, pollution,
It is hard to foul air
in a sleeping bear's lair.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Poem Details | by
Sharon Tideswell |
Categories:
funny
My hubby came home with a grin
Said “I’ve booked us a trip to Turin”
I found my bikini
it looked oh so teeny
now I’m fasting to fit myself in
I cut out the chocolate and cake
well apart from one tiny mistake
on my diet of pear
gently poached in fresh air
I should soon be as thin as a rake
But my efforts were sadly in vain
My wobbly bits were for stayin
They just wouldn’t budge
So I brought out the fudge
ate it all, now I’m praying for rain
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humorous, travel,
I relax and sip my martini cruising at 40000 feet.
If only my bags arrive with me, all will be complete
I arrive in Tokyo and watch the carousel go 'round and 'round.
Although it made many circuits, my luggage could not be found!
Here I sit forlorn in the terminal in Tokyo, Japan.
Alas, my shirts and drawers ended up in Kyrgyzstan!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
humor,
Bob was happy with his Mini Cooper
It drove great, making him an in-grouper.
But a hawk aloft dove speedily
Taking the car in his claws greedily.
Now Bob calls the hawk a party pooper.
Poem Details | by
John Lawless |
Categories:
funny, innocence,
HOT AIR/senryu
hot air darkly still
heavy stench of guilt hanging
all eyes fixed on me
John G. Lawless
7/15/2015
for- Senryu of Being Misjudged Poetry Contest
sponsor – Marvin Celestial
Poem Details | by
Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories:
evil, humorous, irony, life, today, war,
Even an invader's air raid
can be, as we're told, for aid.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Poem Details | by
Ilene Bauer |
Categories:
humorous, technology,
People talking to themselves
When strolling down the street
At one time were the type of folks
You wouldn’t want to meet.
But ear buds linked to cell phones
Have upended that routine,
For everybody walks and talks
To listeners unseen.
So nowadays, when someone
Is conversing as he struts,
You can’t distinguish who is sane
From one who’s likely nuts.
Poem Details | by
Kevin Shaw |
Categories:
funny, guitar, imagination, nonsense, silly, word play,
Air Guitar
I was trying to tune my Air Guitar,
When the G string snapped and twang.
Worse than that my Amp blew up,
and went with one hell of a bang.
Poem Details | by
Ashley Chanel |
Categories:
confusion, education, funny, life, meaningful, smart, wisdom,
My head is vacant
Empty and spare,
Filled with dust,
Crickets and air
"Huh? Duh...what?"
Is all I can share
No intellect to show
Because none is there
When faced with a question
I'm never prepared
Yes, people think I'm stupid
But I don't even care
I love asking dumb questions
I don't think it's unfair,
I know that it's frustrating
But my conscience is clear
No dignity to convict me
No character here
Being stupid is cute
"Cute" can get you anywhere
So what if my head is empty,
Vacant and spare
The crickets keep me company
I like dust and air
Poem Details | by
Larry Belt |
Categories:
funny
I just couldn't wait for the county fair
All of my family and friends were there
I stumbled and ripped my pants
Nothing but whistles and chants
I forgot to wear any underwear
Poem Details | by
Brian Eatherton |
Categories:
funny
He pointed throught the sunlight
From the kerb edge,
Fiddling with his fingers,
Looking rather silly
It has to be said.
"Turn your air conditioning on"
He bawled.
So slowly
I wound my window down.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
confidence, funny, leadership,
A cyber attack on your phone
May be launched from a robo-call drone
But Trump says his Wall
Will protect us all
How does that strike your funny bone?
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, flying, giggle,
Ollie the Ostrich forever floored
No lift from his sticks
Dumbo the Elephant's Disney reward
~ Floppy ear tricks
Poem Details | by
Michael Lerman |
Categories:
business, funny,
If you have nothing good to say
Speak naught at all, so saith they
And so my poem must end here
I've nothing good to say, I fear
Poem Details | by
Sammy Holt Sr |
Categories:
funny,
Because of dissension, we do not mention,
Parts of the body, on the Radio,
But others are not, like a nose you got,
You can say it all, on the morning show,
But always first place, attached to your face,
When breathing is hard, a finger must go,
Restriction removed, gently and smooth,
Breathing is better, and the air can flow,
But sometimes we pick, and then we do stick,
Or maybe just flip, to another spot,
And there it will stay, til another day,
This little bugger, is now hard snot!
Poem Details | by
Panagiota Romios |
Categories:
heart, how i feel, summer,
Do they have souls of their own?
That break and let us perspire and moan?
I just want to leave this steaming town.
Those AC’s, such insensitive clowns.
They wait happily till it gets to be in the nineties.
They happily break and you sleep in sweaty nighties!
These devilish demons cost us plenty money.
But in hot climates, are as sweet as the best honey!
5-16-2022
Poem Details | by
Christopher Allen |
Categories:
humor, humorous,
just take off a layer
or walk around
topless
i am the archpriest
eating sugar puffs
i am the prelate
eating bagels
i am halfway
in
and halfway
out the window
the mother-in-law wants it off
i am not for sale
my successors are labouring
like hercules
the hidrosis is formulaic
like glib one-liners
"it's bad for the bones and
you'll catch a cold"
bring on the catarrh
the indisposition
the bogeys
the runny front bonnet
and collectivist honk
the towel over the bowl
of hot adam's ale
seduce my soul my doxy
my concubine
a night emission
i make love to the air conditioner
Poem Details | by
George Aul |
Categories:
humor,
I found a bra hanging from my pine tree,
I questioned, "Wonder whose bra it could be?"
And without missing a beat
saw her standing in the street...
"I like to air them out, as you can see!"
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
Air Force One is currently full of number two
Two more years, there'll be tons more, beaucoup!
Special equipment will be needed
As the maximum is exceeded
Good for the crops, this abundance of doo doo!
Poem Details | by
John Trusty |
Categories:
funny, life
What I’d like to be able to smell
is a breath of fresh air.
Compost, swamp gas or rectal release,
that’s not something for which I care.
This constant burn in my nose,
I’m thinking it’s just not fair.
Give me a blast of clean air from someplace,
it matters not from where.
I say, could that be methane or the cheese
that emanates from your toes.
I’m normally not fussy but
it’s curling hairs in my nose.
So if you are thinking of sharing a rectal blast,
I say its’ cost won’t be free.
Because if someone vomits in your pocket,
please attribute that to me.
*Dedicated to all those people who think "cracking one off" in public is funny!