Humorous and funny Africa poems and/or funny poems about Africa. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Africa funny poems!
Written by
Alozor Michael Ikechukwu
Categories:
africa, betrayal, humor, humorous, murder,
Apples On Our Rock
There once reigned a great king on our Rock
Who dared the West and defied their bloc
Dark shades, face of a frown
Short brute so wanted down
Down, oriental appples on our Rock.
Written by
Clive Blake
Categories:
africa, animal, fun, funny, humor, word play, writing,
Zebra
The zebra:
An optical illusion
That tricks your sight,
Not colour, not HD ready,
But just in black and white.
An African sales success,
Of great pride it’s the source,
Cleverly marketed as …
A bar-coded horse.
Written by
Aby M'Baye
Categories:
africa, anxiety, desire, growth, humor, love, remember,
Feel Free
Make as you feel it
In the sense of your feel
Without forgetting sense
Fais comme tu le sens
Dans le sens de tes sens
Sans oublier le sens
Aby M.
Written by
Teddy Kimathi
Categories:
africa, animal, funny, humor, imagery, imagination, nature,
Funny Haiku
head buried inside;
ostrich hates hearing
lions' loud roars
Written by
Iron Bender
Categories:
africa, anger, bereavement, depression, humorous,
Am the Owner
I have my life to lead
My own precious life
If it’s my life,
Then you should know
Am the owner
The morning breakfast
The midday lunch
The night dinner
Concerns nobody
Co’s I am the owner
The owner of my life
Is really me,
Understand and bear in mind
My destiny, my life
Am the owner.
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, career, change, confidence, courage, humanity, humor,
Self Control
Self control
When a man lacks
Self control
He lacks
Self pride
So start from here
If you ever think of
Change.
Written by
John Pen
Categories:
africa, america, giggle, how i feel, international, people, political,
Man With No Morals
Ask me not where, when, why or how
Because if I knew I’d be president now
Wait a minute, presidents don’t know that too
I never said they did, but I have morals. Do you?
Written by
Xihluke Mlangeni
Categories:
africa, imagery,
The Funny Comedian For Kids
She's the funniest comedian who doesn't
make jokes
But always there as a clown
Her words are like golden Crown
When your mouth is closed with pains
sHe shall be there to open it with Gains
She's the same comedian
who will kiss you in front of your friends
Have you ever heard about the Puppy in
the neighborhood?
>>>Yes that is you<<<
You are Mummy favourite Pet
Always there to feed your little tummy
Written by
Roughneck Tsepo Malaza
Categories:
africa, forgiveness, friend, funny love, wisdom, write, writing,
Lonely Soul
Where is the one i suppose to be with
No,i don't find anyone next yo me
Why,i feel so lonely
Because you are not here
Love...is that name still exist
I don't think so,but so some they it's still exist,
I was looking for it
Since i was young,i've got plenty of people
In my life but still my soul,
My soul tells me that it's lonely,
Can i buy love? What am i suppose to do?
Nothing ,i rather be lonely,
What can plenty people have to with my
Life,my lonely soul stay focus
Written by
Russell Grushco
Categories:
africa, flying, funny, humor, humorous, irony,
Drunk Pilot
The flight two-o-seven is three hours late.
Drunk pilot exchanged all the maps for his bail.
The lions and tigers will be more than just happy.
The plane has successfully touched Serengeti ;-D
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, encouraging, good morning, humor, power,
Am Alive Again
Am alive again
Am alive again
Here we go
Believe me
I swear
If not
Am alive again.
Written by
Matt Kindelmann
Categories:
africa, animal, art, funny,
Hemingwayesque Eating
I feel like a portly and bearded
Hemingway
in a bulky fisherman's sweater
after a bullfight when
I ingest barbecued pork.
A bona fide man
clutches the ribs
with his creased
and hard-working hands,
sinks his incisors deep
into the roasted flesh,
and with a quick
forty-five degree
snap of his head,
shreds the dead
animal’s brawn
from its bone.
And like the full-bellied lion
who rests in the verdant shade
with gazelle blood
dripping from his lips,
the man leans back in his chair,
rub his enlarged stomach,
while not realizing
that he’s wearing
a moustache of
barbecue sauce.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
africa, food, funny, tiger,
Chuck Your Manners In the Ocean
Pardon me, Excuse me, I'm sorry
Don't say these words on a safari
Lions will eat you
A tiger will too
Real soon you'll look like calamari
Written by
S. Abdulwasi'h Olaitan
Categories:
1st grade, africa, allah, arabic, forgiveness, funny love, storm,
Broken Wings
BROKEN WINGS
I spread my wings
And feather
But I couldn't fly.
I open my ears
And heart
Yet I couldn't hear.
I open my mouth
And lips
But I couldn't talk.
I close my eyes
Alongside thine sunglasses
Yet I see.
I see my past
And fears
I take to the wood.
My obstacles,
Experiences I espy
I take my leave and the halt.
I'm eager to fly
Yet, my wings are broken.
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, humanity, humor, inspirational, lost love, love, truth,
Simple Yet Complicated
Simple yet complicated
Life is not hard
Is so simple
To live with love
Yet so complicated
Among humans of today
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, break up, cheer up, divorce, for her, humanity, humor,
The Last Word
The last word
For every end times
Too bad
The heart bleeds
When goodbye
Becomes
The last word!
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, america, confidence, courage, humanity, humor,
Life Is Deep
life is deep
yet you are
deeper
life is deep
yet you are
in the hole of life
and the hole
can't be available
with out you
in it
life is deep
so dig
it
out
life is deep
well how
deep can
you go
life is deep
yet in
it mysteries
lies the source
of our growth
life is deep
but we could
be it deepness
life is deep
yet our soul
lives along
with it energy
life is deep
yet the
deepest part
is yet to be
a new beginning
in our creativity
nowadays
on moral values
no wonder yet still
life is deep
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, courage, freedom, humanity, humor, strength, writing,
Let Your Heart Speak
Let your heart speak
Poets are the eyes
Of the world
A poet hearts
Is too large
Some times heavy
Some times light
Poetry is an act
Of humanity
For those who are
Of love
Poetry is my song
Poetry is my life
Poetry is my soul
Poetry is my spirit
I love the gift of nature
When the pen
Pens what the heart bleeds
So on poetry oh poets
Let your heart speak
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, desire, hope, humanity, humor,
One Vision One Mission One Goal
One vission one mission one goal
How wonderful it will be
If the world could be lead
By one vission in truth
How beautiful the world
Will look like
If we all live to survive
By one mission in honesty
How great it will be
When we live
With love
Just to achieve
One goal called
Humanity
Written by
Solomon Ochwo-Oburu
Categories:
adventure, africa, analogy, betrayal, cute love, humor, lost love,
Loving a Tall Guy
Loving a tall guy
Loving a tall guy is not easy
It is as hard as chasing a fox
When you want to kiss the mouth
It is just the neck you can reach
When you want to see the head
The clouds laugh at you mockingly
And when you move a bit far away
The wind blows dust into your eyes
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, blessing, courage, humanity, humor, motivation, world,
Let's Make the World Great Again
Lets make the world great again
If we must live in peace
We must learn
How to move along
Together with
One another
So instead to make just
An empire great again
Lets Together
great and small
Everyone
Lets make the world great again
Written by
Mark Toney
Categories:
africa, animal, fun, humor, poetry,
Planet Baobab
Aarvark
Odd Park
Written by
Kevin Shaw
Categories:
africa, animal, funny, nonsense, silly, word play,
Zebra In M and S
A Zebra in M&S
I don’t suit these broad black stripes,
Said a Zebra in M & S.
Have you something in a spot?
I want to look my best.
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
abuse, africa, cheer up, dedication, deep, humanity, humor,
The War Against Ourselves
The war against ourselves
The profit of wars
Is a shame to humanity
The out come of wars
Is a wound to mankind
The brutality of wars
Is a calamity to nature
The wars that destroys nature
Is
The war against ourselves
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, change, corruption, courage, humanity, humor, motivation,
Where the Dieing World Exist
Where the dieing world exist
Devalued lifes
Full of shadows
Of slaves
Where poverty live
With out evacuation
So if you ever care
Please
Help preserve the third world where
The dieing world exist