Humorous and funny Adult poems and/or funny poems about Adult. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Adult funny poems!
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor, life,
The Difference of Distance - For Adult Contest
The Difference of Distance
The difference between adult and a dolt
is that one will stay the other bolt.
submitted to – The TRUE Meaning of Being Adult
sponsor – FJ Thomas
Written by
Warner Baxter
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humorous, jobs, rude, society, star,
Hedgehog - Adult
I ONCE MET A MAN IN ****
WHO’S TOOL WAS BIGGER THAN CORN
NO TWITTER NOR BLOG
THEY CALLED HIM HEDGEHOG
HE HUFFED PUFFED AND BLEW HIS OWN HORN
Written by
Warner Baxter
Categories:
body, dance, funny, girl, jobs, lust, sexy,
Downtown - Adult
DOWNTOWN WHERE GIRLS DANCE ON POLES
FOR A PRICE THEY’LL BARE THEIR SOULS
THEY’LL SIT ON YOUR LAP
YOU’LL GO FAP FAP FAP
UNTIL YOU LOOSE YOUR CONTROL
Written by
Mark J. Halliday
Categories:
children, computer, humor, life, relationship,
Adult Children: a New Species
They look like us,
On the outside,
Only just younger.
They walk upright,
Can speak English;
No, not foreigners.
We nourish them,
Provide for them;
Help Them grow stronger.
They sprout gadgets,
To interface
One with another.
Prefer online
To face to face.
Virtual lover?
Will they survive,
Even evolve,
To become human
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Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Adult Jack and Jill
Okay all you growed up kiddies, ready for this
Jack and Jill fell down the hill, the original premise
Well the true story is such
They ended up in a clutch
Humping and bumping till they spoke a foreign dialect
Written by
Karena Brown
Categories:
angst, childhood, funny, me,
I'M An Adult
no
i want to be in the dark
clearly my thoughts and words have no bearing
so why should i say a
word to you
huh?
my opinion...you
a word of wisdom from me you seek
really...
gasp!!!
an Oscar, Emmy, Grammy I just received
"I'D like to thank God for blessing me with a...brain!"
you actually believe i can think....
are you sure?
will it change the image...
do you hear an actual person...an adult
5'11"...and still a child....
Written by
Michael Degenhardt
Categories:
love, passion,
Caramel (Adult Humor)
No taste as sweet
As liquid love
It’s desire in a jar
Just pour it out
Upon your dish
A tempting treat by far
Just let it ooze
Let it cover
Every morsel, every bite
So pour it out
Upon your lover
Treat yourself tonight
Written by
Alfonso II Warally Ngengethe Mussabwa Chris
Categories:
12th grade, cute love, first love, funny love, inspirational love, love,
Footle ---- Adult Love
Once seeing
Heart seeking
May 06/2023
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe
Mussabwa Chris