Funny Poems About Adult or Adult Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Adult poems and/or funny poems about Adult. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Adult funny poems!

Written by John Lawless
Categories: humor, life,

The Difference of Distance - For Adult Contest

The Difference of Distance


The difference between adult and a dolt
is that one will stay the other bolt.




submitted to – The TRUE Meaning of Being Adult
sponsor – FJ Thomas

Written by Warner Baxter
Categories: funny, hilarious, humorous, jobs, rude, society, star,

Hedgehog - Adult

I ONCE MET A MAN IN **** WHO’S TOOL WAS BIGGER THAN CORN NO TWITTER NOR BLOG THEY CALLED HIM HEDGEHOG HE HUFFED PUFFED AND BLEW HIS OWN HORN


Written by Warner Baxter
Categories: body, dance, funny, girl, jobs, lust, sexy,

Downtown - Adult

DOWNTOWN WHERE GIRLS DANCE ON POLES FOR A PRICE THEY’LL BARE THEIR SOULS THEY’LL SIT ON YOUR LAP YOU’LL GO FAP FAP FAP UNTIL YOU LOOSE YOUR CONTROL

Written by Mark J. Halliday
Categories: children, computer, humor, life, relationship,

Adult Children: a New Species

They look like us, 
On the outside,
Only just younger.

They walk upright,
Can speak English;
No, not foreigners.

We nourish them,
Provide for them;
Help Them grow stronger.

They sprout gadgets,
To interface
One with another.

Prefer online
To face to face.
Virtual lover?

Will they survive,
Even evolve,
To become human

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Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humorous,

Adult Jack and Jill

Okay all you growed up kiddies, ready for this Jack and Jill fell down the hill, the original premise Well the true story is such They ended up in a clutch Humping and bumping till they spoke a foreign dialect


Written by Karena Brown
Categories: angst, childhood, funny, me,

I'M An Adult

no 
i want to be in the dark
clearly my thoughts and words have no bearing
so why should i say a 
word to you 
huh?
my opinion...you
a word of wisdom from me you seek 
really...
gasp!!!
an Oscar, Emmy, Grammy I just received
"I'D like to thank God for blessing me with a...brain!"
you actually believe i can think....
are you sure?
will it change the image...
do you hear an actual person...an adult
5'11"...and still a child....

Written by Michael Degenhardt
Categories: love, passion,

Caramel (Adult Humor)

No taste as sweet
As liquid love
It’s desire in a jar
Just pour it out
Upon your dish
A tempting treat by far
Just let it ooze
Let it cover
Every morsel, every bite
So pour it out
Upon your lover 
Treat yourself tonight

Written by Alfonso II Warally Ngengethe Mussabwa Chris
Categories: 12th grade, cute love, first love, funny love, inspirational love, love,

Footle ---- Adult Love

Once seeing 
Heart seeking 

May 06/2023
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe
         Mussabwa Chris