Funny Poems About Abdomen or Abdomen Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Abdomen poems and/or funny poems about Abdomen. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Abdomen funny poems!

Written by Matthew Herfurth
Categories: humor,

My Abdomen

My Abdomen

A great amount has been recorded about 
my 17-year-old abdomen. My pale stomach and intestines talk 
a great deal and 
sleep much less.
I shut them up and 
keep them awake by 
drinking sludge.
Remember: for perfect abdominal muscles consume the pus from
zits.