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Poem Details | by
Pathak, Aniruddha |
Categories:
humor,
I don’t want to be famous, is no gripe,
One can well-known be with a lot of hype,
No never, that’s not me,
I’d rather farther see
To see myself a legendary type.
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Limerick|12.11.2024|humour
Poet’s note: No, I never and cannot say such a thing. This is what Calvin said to his alter ego and puffed tiger, Hobbes.
Poem Details | by
Drowley, David |
Categories:
animal, humor, poetry,
There once was Glenda with slippers to share.
Dorothy liked better Prada devil’s pair.
She ducked behind Oz’s curtain
To do what is uncertain,
But the Lion put a crib in his lair.
Poem Details | by
Gadbois, Charles |
Categories:
humor,
Colonoscopy
Are you ready for the time of your life?
A colonoscopy?
It’s a big word.
Not sure what the Dr. is looking for.
Turn 50.
Get ready.
Mid-life crisis.
Don’t fight it.
Dig deep.
Fall asleep.
You're just getting old.
You need suspenders to hold your *** up.
Be brave, go under.
Microscope snakes through a tunnel.
Hope everything works out.
This is crap.
Just a sense of humor.
The nightmare will soon be over.
Just like being in jail.
A good laugh here and there.
Face turns pale.
Eat Taco Bell.
Poem Details | by
Hinshaw, Robert L. |
Categories:
humorous,
That wicked old witch made me the Tin Man
Sans a heart, I'm like a rusty tin can
I creak like a screechy hinge
Making my many friends cringe
A spritz of oil keeps me going again
Poem Details | by
Ncede, Sibusisiwe LETA |
Categories:
adventure, africa, appreciation, confusion, discrimination, family, hilarious,
The sequence of events
Lead me to believe
That love exists
The sequence of drama
Lead me to believe
That the story is readable
Who could have thought?,
The sea speaks in tongues
Are you listening?
A profound word
The birds mumbles the unknown
Can you relate?
To the truth
Who could have known?,
The sequence of events
Lead me to believe
That lies exists
The sequence of drama
Lead me to believe
That the story is yet to begin
Who could have thought?.
Poem Details | by
Johnson, Md |
Categories:
dog, funny, humor,
Toto could pull off some really neat tricks
He could do more than bark at green chicks
With the lift of a leg
After slurping a keg
He could make miles of yellow road bricks
Poem Details | by
Vionet, Anais |
Categories:
encouraging, endurance, future, happiness, hope, humor, imagination,
(a poem in Haiku and Senryu)
Draw a stick figure
future - diminished
and chaos ransomed.
Paint the landscape
with the sweltering glare
of global warming.
Add micro-plastic
and forever chemical
flavorings to taste.
Come share this
with me - let kisses heal and
soft whispers inflame.
Some locks need two keys
to open, some heavens can
be reached by mortals.
.
.
A song for this:
All Gone Away by The Style Council
Poem Details | by
Messina, Charles |
Categories:
humorous,
When quite contrary crashed on Mary
And the pan hit Peter's head
They found Humpty Dumpty and the over the moon cow
Lying in the courtyard dead
And when Mary's tuffet was bit by a Muffet
The Incy Wincy spider ran
Mary ran too, in fact, she almost flew
When she saw the spider on her little lamb
Poem Details | by
Miller, Terry |
Categories:
humorous,
The tap and the sink had a brawl
(the pair being stuck to the wall)
the cold tap smashed the sink
with a crash and a plink;
serenely watched by pee stall.
Interposed did tap’s buddy, drain,
(who held up the sink with a strain.)
Dear sink is in pieces;
her value decreases;
she once was so smart and urbane!
Poem Details | by
Cunningham, Tom |
Categories:
funny, humor,
The Wicked Witch was Tin Man’s fantasy
He'd never seen such a beauty as she
It rained and his joints seized
Left poor Tin Man quite peeved
Every step that he took was misery...
They stopped at Yellow Brick Rd gas station
Asked the pump jockey for lubrication
He sprayed Tin Man with grease
So, he could move with ease
Tin Man jumped up and down with elation...
He held the witch’s hand but wanted more
But didn't foresee what fate had in store
Something hadn't been greased
Tin Man wasn't too pleased
When his rusted man thing dropped on the floor...
Poem Details | by
Wolf, Gershon |
Categories:
food, giggle, humor, hyperbole, leadership, political, satire,
~ A Little Post-Election Humor Never Hurts ~
Old McDonald’s had a roadside stand
“Make America Eat Junk-Food Again”
And at that roadside stand was RFK
eating processed food, Ole!
Old McDonald’s had a kiosk too
“Make America Throw Up Again”
And at that kiosk was DJT, version two
With Elon Musk, his 'new best friend’ ...
Now Old McDonald’s has a new lease on life
Just don’t expect to see Melania there, Trump’s wife
But – and this may surprise the ‘H’ out of you
I hear Barron’s got a hankerin’ for Mickey D’s mouth-watering
~ ‘filet of horse stew’
Poem Details | by
Wolf, Gershon |
Categories:
baby, bible, humor, marriage, youth,
Rebecca was three years old when Isaac took her for a wife
Nineteen years later, no children, but still pro-life
Finally pregnant, Rebecca’s joy was short-lived, with twins inside
tossing and turning tumultuously in the embryo of Isaac’s bride
Rachel heard of this and learned her lesson
Meeting Jacob at age five, her brother Laban said: ‘No messin’
Seven years (and one week) later, they finally got hitched
Thoughts of kids at five, ‘unceremoniously’ ditched
Poem Details | by
Lawless, John |
Categories:
humor, political,
Alas he still bore the “code” POTUS
When they realized “his ship will not float us”
So they gave him the shoe
With a swift “bloodless coup”
Convinced that nobody would notice
Poem Details | by
Roper, Eve |
Categories:
funny, relationship,
Wicked Witch of the West always jealous
Her green skin couldn't be seen near the trellis.
Cackling at Dorothy, you’re
Not in Kansas anymore
Scarecrows are all you will get for fellas.
What happens in your world is your problem.
It's what's in your heart and soul, a poem.
The lion beast I will meet;
A heart that will kiss my feet.
Flashing a smile, he will use a condom.
Poem Details | by
Messina, Charles |
Categories:
humorous,
If you're operating a motor vehicle look for signs
Especially, if you don't want to pay ticket fines
Don't drive all that fast or all that slow
Especially, if you want to get to where you want to go
Because accidents happen when you drive too fast or try to pass
And by driving too slowly you might get bumped in your ***
Poem Details | by
Horn, James |
Categories:
analogy,
Horn Trump Humorous Haiku
when Trump had to pick
out from official would kick
always made us sick
should see his small pause
made a lot of Hims and haws
broke all of the laws
Trump a nincompoop
awkward with a hula hoop
with a gawdy group
likes pie of pecan
Trump would serve it on front lawn
ate until all gone
Poem Details | by
Woods, Crystol |
Categories:
childhood, cute, fear, funny, innocence,
Through my little fingers I'd peek
When I was a kid I would freak
Watching wicked witch melt
Frightful fear I then felt
That I wouldn't bathe for a week!
Poem Details | by
Wright, Tom |
Categories:
humor,
Ha Ha
Miracle Man
11/18/2024
I don't like humor
for it always makes me laugh
thus causing wrinkles.
Poem Details | by
Messina, Charles |
Categories:
humor,
The Scarecrow, he was born without a brain
And the Tinman got all rusted from the rain
Because the Tinman had no heart
And because the Scarecrow was smart
Instead of walking to Oz, he'd taken a train
Poem Details | by
Dare, Temitayo |
Categories:
age, change, death, destiny, grief, humor, inspirational,
Man strives so hard, for what precisely?
To live a good life, and die afterwards,
What an Irony.
Man wants to survive for what precisely
To hope that someday a dream would be valid
But today I understood better. life is a journey of different destination, if you work so hard and smart, and you don’t make up so far and you die you would need to come back to life and the journey would begin all over again
For today a man dies tomorrow another is birthed the first cry of a child is the cry of uncertain vision, cry of desperation to make it so as not to come back to a familiar journey.
Poem Details | by
Drowley, David |
Categories:
anxiety, fear, humorous, image,
There once was a Marm with a dripping cold
Whose bright idea she feared would unfold:
Her deep scribed porcelain face
Was far harder to replace
Then a soaked sink her plumber could not hold.
Poem Details | by
Woods, Crystol |
Categories:
animal, cute love, family, funny love,
My husband is over protective.
Less stress is his doctor's objective.
But with two teens at home,
Always on the damn phone,
"Let go" isn't always effective!
My teen daughter is always respectful.
But with chores she is ever forgetful.
Leaving notes doesn't help,
So I tried Grampas belt,
Now we laugh on the floor as we wrestle!
Too many pets with too many holes!
What goes in them from their cute pet bowls,
Comes out of more than just one,
If I don't clean it's not done,
Making me ill seems to be their goals!
Poem Details | by
Coleman, Paul |
Categories:
atheist, fantasy, heaven, humanity, humor,
pinholes pricked
in the jam jar lid
so we can breathe
stars revolve
heavens open
raspberry Armageddon
Poem Details | by
Famuyiwa, Maclawrence |
Categories:
encouraging, friendship, funny, loneliness, social, uplifting,
I am funny,
hidden under veils of shyness.
Many think I'm social and outgoing,
But I'm an introvert.
I can be alone in a room for many days,
without getting bored or tired of being alone.
Just give me what to eat and drink.
More importantly make the place comfortable.
As I'm older,
I realise I need to mix.
So, I form new friendships and socialize.
I can't be an island,
when my ambition is to compete at the top.
No one gets to the peak without needing others.
Hence, I court goodwill at all cost.
without which I know I can't ever smell greatness
Poem Details | by
Lawless, John |
Categories:
age, humor, life,
Don’t have to walk the dog
Or let the cat out
Don’t matter
If the seats left up or down
I always know
Who farted
Still ask
Why are “we”
Watching this
Still check the mail
Mr. Edison
Writes monthly
The Maitre d’ shouts
“table for one”
OK…OK…
It’s the local deli
And a guy
Wearing baggy
Rubber gloves shouts
“NEXT”
I picture him
At heaven’s gate
Shouting…..
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